Tom Cruise/Scientology Spoof

Xenu is going to be mad at me for posting this. I better run and hide!

Tom Cruise Is Xenu's Puppet

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Tom Cruise is over the deep end in supporting his "Church". I know we all have our own religious beliefs but something about buying your way to the little blue man called Xenu seems to be just a bit off.

There are many other Scientologists hiding in the Hollywood Hills, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Catherine Bell, Beck, Jason Lee, Isaac Hayes,Lisa Marie Presley, Pricilla Presley,Jenna Elfman,Juliette Lewis to name a few. Tom Cruise dragged Katie Holmes into the land of Xenu and I am sure there are many other closet Scientologists who just aren't ready to come out about it. Tom Cruise is proud to be a Scientologist and is said to be 2nd in the Church. So I guess Xenu is in the #1 spot? See what a lot of money can buy! It's amazing anyone can take him serious.



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Tom Cruise Speaks Out On Scientology

Meet Xenu~Tom's Little Friend

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Click Here To Find Out Just Who Is Tom Cruise's Little Friend Xenu

Listen to this and you will know just how whacked he is. Better watch it fast because I am sure he will some how get it taken down. He and Beyonce have a knack for doing that.

How Creepy Is this Picture of Tom Cruise and Kat?

This is a creepy shot of these two. He looks like some little big nosed troll lurking behind her. I guess this is once again proof that money can buy you a lot even if you are a little troll.


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Tom Cruise Needs To Help His Mom!

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WOW!!!!!Tom Cruises Mom, Mary Lee South shows up to Tom's Premier in NYC for Tommy Girl. This close up shot probably shouldn't have been taken. OK maybe it is just me but I think there comes a time in our lives that we need to just say screw it and get dentures. They really, really would be better than this look. If her receding gums go any further up, her brain will be exposed. I have one message to say, Tom, help your Mom out and get her to a Dentist now!

Katie Fakes Her Way Through The NYC Marathon

Katie Holmes was seen crossing the finish line with the FDNY hat perched on her dry little head. Time 5:29:58 Not a bead of sweat, not a red cheek, hair looking pretty good,tank top with fun bags bouncing freely with no sports bra in sight and long warm up pants dragging on the ground with no freyed bottoms.Her untoned body some how managed to pull this one off. Hmmm? As the theme from the Twilight Zone plays in my mind as I think of the possilities. No one has seen this girl run to train but let's face it, anything associated with Tom Cruise is odd. I don't know about you but pounding the pavement for 26 miles with no bra does not sound like something a woman would do. Maybe the Zulu god held them up for her during the race.

This is the really strange part. Most athletes will go home and sleep for 2 days, drink gallons of water, soak their aching feet and let their bodies heal. Not Katie. Nope less than 2 hrs after she completed the race, she stepped into a pair of heels and went with Tom to the premier of his new movie “Lions for Lambs.” Scientologist just funded the NYC detox unit for the city. Could it be that Katie didn't run the race and she just stepped in at the last minute for the photo op? They did say she started the race with sunglasses and a baseball cap making a switch a roo easy. Now do you smell a little Hollywood magic?

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