Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts

Angelina Jolie's Movie "Wanted"

Remember when she made her announcement that now that she is a Mom she is not going to do voilent movies? So she still does sex scences, and she still does violent movies but Brad is not allowed to do sex scenes. Ummm? who do you think wears the pants in this tribe?

Wanted

Angelina Jolie's New Movie "Wanted"

Well, as a "stay" at home Mom, Angelina Jolie does well filming these movies from her home. Isn't that what she told us after she bought Pax? She was going to be a stay at home Mom? I recall that statement being released after she sold his pictures for 4 million on the very next morning.

Angelina Can Donate To Make It Right! Perfect!

As usual Brad Attached his name to the "Make It right" program which is actually part of the Clinton Global Initiative but it gets Brad more press. He pledged to give 5 million dollars. He loves to "pledge" to give. While he is "pledging" to give, others actually GAVE. Steve Bling actually donated 5 million as did several others. Now Ellen Degeneres has jumped on the band wagon and has raised millions.

The architects were each asked to design a 1,200-square-foot house for about $150,000, with Make It Right to help with the financing. The houses had to be built five to eight feet off the ground, with a front porch and three bedrooms.

They each will have concrete foundation anchored pylons which would act like buoy's in a flood. But the people don't want to live in houses on stilts.
4.25 billion dollars were already donated to the Katrina victims which is just amazing. Wonder where all that money went? But now another 22 million is needed to build the 150 proposed homes.

So I am thinking that this since 10 million was donated up front, and Brad "Pledged" to donate 5 million. (yeah right) and Ellen had gotten millions already donated, then when Angelina collects money from her pregnancy story she can donate it to the charity.

Then when she sells pictures of the babies when they are born, that should push them over the top for funds. Remember when Shiloh was born she scored 14 million for the pictures of her which she claimed she donated.

So this will be a perfect opportunity for Brad and Angelina to do what they CLAIM they do. Sell the stories and the pictures to fund HIS charity.

I mean he told us to sponsor a hot water tank instead of giving a sweater for the holidays so surely he will donate this money to his own cause.

The people of New Orleans will be thrilled to know that soon Brad will buy them a house!

Pregnant Angelina Starting To Pimp Her Fetuses Already

When Angelina Jolie gave birth to Shiloh she earned 14 million selling pictures of Shiloh. When She adopted Pax, the poor kid hadn't even spent one night in peace before she had scored a cool 4 million to let the photographers sneak in the bedroom and take pictures of the new child while he slept. She sold pictures of her and Maddox staring over a rice paddy, she sold pictures of her and all the kids looking at a map in a field. She tried to sell pictures of Maddox's 6 yr birthday war party but a photog snapped the pics and sold them early so it blew her plans.

Now here we are again. She is scientifically insperminated with twins and she is going to sell her story and "donate the money". Do you really believe this woman donates this money she collects? If that were true you would hear of these huge sums. All we ever hear is Brad "pledged" 5 million. Well "pledge" and "donate" are two different things.

So she will get millions to tell her lies of how she naturally conceived twins and how she is a hands on Mom. Then when she pops she will be selling more pictures and once again claim she is donating. I would love to see where all this money she supposedly donates goes to.

Between selling her story of the pregnancy and then the pictures of the kids after, that should be enough for all the money Brad is trying to get for New Orleans houses.

Angelina Jolie Says" Are The Cameras On Us?"

I think there is something about the red carpet and and cameras that gets Angelina ready for action. Last night she put on her best performance by offering a lingering kiss with Brad. Making sure the camera is on her.


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But let's not forget her open mouth kiss with her brother.

Incest Is Best For Angelina


But who can forget her performance at the Oscars Red Carpet with Billy Bob Thorton when she let the world know they just " F'ed in the limo on the way over" and proceeded to fondle him and grind on him once again in front of the cameras.

Check out this video of Angelina on the red carpet. Also, check out her bloated face and brows. She has obviously had a lot of work done since this video.

Angelina & Her Lips Show Up At The SAG

Angelina showed up with her tattoos all showing as usual and her implants billowing out of her dress. Now if she isn't scientifically insperminated with twins, then she is just wearing this tent to get us all thinking she is pregnant. I think she is and I will bet will be a boy and a girl. Then suddenly she will go from her whacked out, freaky names to naming the boy after Brad just to get her final dig into Jennifer.


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Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant with Twins

Yes, it's true. The big lipped wonder has confirmed that she is carrying not 1 but 2 fetuses this time. Now you know she did this with the help of science. Same as JLo and same as Julia Roberts.

Lips probably figured that way she can have 2 more of her own. Once again have her "emergency" C section and get her tummy tuck at the same time and she will be done. Then she can just keep adopting to expand her collection.

Rumors are also brewing that they are planning to adopt again.

My question is why would you keep having kids when you can't take care of the ones you already have yourself?

While most are probably cheering on St. Angelina. I am disgusted at this mentally ill person spawning again and hiring more staff to play the role of Mother to these kids.

I wonder if Brad knew what he was in for when he fell into her web. I bet Jennifer Aniston is thinking " OK Brad, who's laughing now?"

Trump Is Not Impressed By Angelina Jolie

Donald Trump explains to David Letterman why he is not impressed by the PR machine Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie Looses The Critics Choice Award

Angelina & Brad arrived late for the Critics Choice Awards. Everyone had already gone inside and it was just about to start when Angelina and her over injected lips arrived. The organizers were yelling, 'The show is starting! Everyone has to come inside now!' But Angelina being one who is never told what to do, ignored them and made sure she got her picture taken.

She had gotten a nomination for "Best Actress" for her role playing Marianne Pearl in 'A Mighty Heart'. She natrually lost to someone who actually is a great actress, Julie Christie, who won for her role as a wife suffering from Alzheimer's in 'Away From her'.

Angelina probably only got the nomination as a PR move to get her to show up and draw attention to these boring award shows, but naturally she would not win.


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Angelina's Kids Are Banned From Waking Her

It is being reported that Angelina Jolie's orphans are banned from waking her and her lips up in the morning.

Seems that Brad, being the whipped pup that he is, gets up with the four kids. He changes the diapers and gets them their bowls of cereal while Angelina rests her over sized lips. Why does this not surprise me?

A source told Life and Style Magazine that "Sometimes the kids will go
in and wake her, but they're not supposed to. Sometimes she'll get up
earlier to take the kids to school, but Brad's usually the one who gets them
out the door."

"Brad gets up really early with the children. He changes
diapers and gets Zahara and Shiloh fed and dressed for the day. He takes
this responsibility very seriously."

" While Angelina was filming, Brad was Super dad. He got into the routine of
getting up with all the kids, getting the Corn Flakes for breakfast and
getting them prepped for school. When Brad dresses the kids, he lets them
pick whatever they want to wear, even if it's weird or mismatched."

Being that each kid has two nannies and 2 body guards, I'm thinking Lips doesn't have to do too much even though she wants us to think she is "Supermom". Probably the only time she spends with them is when she comes out with one or a few of them for her planned "photo ops"

Then she probably goes back home, crawls in bed and licks her knives while watching her old movies over and over.

Angelina Jolie's Fake Donkey Lips


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I am probably one of the few people who actually know Angelina is not only a fake person, but she also has fake lips. Yes, her famous big donkey lips are fake. They seem to plump up at certain times depending on what image she wants to have at the time.

Now she is playing the good Mom, saver of the world and wants to have the angelic look. Take a look at the first picture here taken recently and you will see her top lip is normal. It's her bottom lip that is big. Same as her senior high school picture you can see.



Here is when she got crazy and she got a bit too much collagen. It just amazes me that people think her lips are natural. She actually has the same lips as Brad. Big bottom lip and normal top lip.

She got alittle attention for it and so took it to the next level and made her mouth look like a vajayjay.

Now I think this should take care of any doubt you might have had.Enjoy the pics.

Angelina Jolies Loves To Do Sex Scenes

Angelina Jolie admits that she loves to do sex scenes. Even though she is with Brad and had 4 kids, she loves to be filmed naked with other men.

In an interview Angelina said: "A physical thing is, for some people, like me, very easy. You find something about that person that you love and you enjoy, that you truly embrace and have fun with, and you just enjoy each other."You're two adults and you enjoy each other and you know that it doesn't mean anything - whatever it was is left there."

She even had a sex scene when she played Matt Damon's wife in "Good Shepherd". Matt happens to be Brad's buddy. Angelina had said "The difference between kissing Matt and kissing Brad is simple. One's a friend and the other is my lover."

In an interview Matt said "Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other." Naturally Angelina didn't have a problem with it. She probably enjoyed the possibility of Brad being jealous.

Angelina insisted: "In reality both the people we're involved with couldn't have cared less about that because they know us. It's one of those things where it's like the least threatening person. You know, 'Good luck to you guys, I hope it's not too awkward.'

The interesting thing is now that Brad and Angelina are together she still does sex scenes. As a matter of fact, she has done them in each movie she has been in. But Brad on the other had is reportedly not allowed to do them. Recently he just bowed out of the last movie he was supposed to do because he wanted the sex scene rewritten and with the writers on strike it was not possible. So he got stepped out and might face legal issues because of it.

It is ironic that she acts so casual about the sex scenes being no big deal yet she has admitted to falling in love with her co-stars and she has done that repeatedly. Billy Bob Thorton she met while in a movie, Jenny Shimizu she met while filming with her, Collin Farrell who she was with before Brad and tried to get him to be her Baby's daddy. Pictures were taken of the two of them vacationing together. But he was smart and escaped her claws. Then she moved on to Brad who she seduced while filming together.

She is like a black widow that mates and then eats them. She mates and then just controls them.

Angelina admits to loving to have multiple sex partners at the same time, she admitted she wanted to marry Jenny Shimizu and we know she loves to be "close" to her brother. But as you can see, she also loves horses.


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Angelina Jolie Lies Again

Wasn't it just about 6 months ago that Angelina Jolie flapped her big donkey lips and told us that she is against violence and guns and doesn't let her children have guns to play with and then just a couple months later she was shooting her film where her skeletor body was laying on the hood of a car shooting a gun? Then a couple months later she threw a "war themed" birthday party for Maddox with guns, grenades and tents? Great idea since the kid is from an orphanage in a war torn country. How festive is that? Now Maddox is seen recently wearing a gold necklace of a gun.

She really is the perfect Mom, isn't she?


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Angelina Jolie Was One Fugly Kid

Wow, Angelina was sure a fugly kid. But the thing I noticed is that her brother then looked normal and his lips were normal. Now suddenly he has the same injected lips as AJ has.

I'll stand by my thoughts that she had a big bottom lip and gets the top injected to match the same size as the bottom. Her Husband/Brother gets his enhanced to match Angelina's. A Dr. on Dr. 90210 said that top lips are supposed to be 1/2 the size of the bottom lip. Tell tale lumps on the top lip are the sure sign of injections.

AJ has the same lumps that Lisa Rinna has.


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Angelina Jolie Draws Attention To Her Childrens Races

Recently I had posted on how Angelina Jolie said that Shiloh was the odd one in her family because she is Caucasian and looks like Brad. (well except her mouth that won't close is like her Mom's) Anyway, I was thinking and the only reason this child is going to feel odd is because Angelina keeps talking about it. She always brings up her "rainbow family" and seems to like to draw attention to the kids races. Do you honestly think children would be aware of their race/color differences if Angelina didn’t keep talking about it. Come on - a kid is a kid is a kid. Each kid needs love and a good parent regardless of where they happen to be from or who gave birth to them.

Each of her kids is privileged any way you look at it. So to single out Shiloh is just wrong. I really think she does it just for the press because then she knows the controversy will get everyone talking about her.

These poor kids of hers are going to have to grow up reading everything their wacky Mother said and every way it can be twisted around to mean whatever she wants it to mean.

Why Does Angelina Jolie Not Love Shiloh?

Angelina Jolie once again is saying stupid things to get more PR. She has once again made derogatory comments about her biological daughter Shiloh.

If you recall she had once called Shiloh a "blob," Now in a recent interview with UK Sun, she said her blonde, blue-eyed child is the “outcast” in her international brood.

“She looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family," Jolie said.

“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much," Jolie told UK Elle earlier this year. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born, I have less inclination to feel for her.”

Then she added, “But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

I really wonder what Shiloh will think when she is older and reads these coments.
But I actually think she doesn't really feel this way, I think it is a way to get people to talk about her and AJ has never cared what she did, as long as she got attention.

Angelina Jolie Lies Through Her Big Injected Lips Again

Angelina is having her brother out doing the PR thing again. This time he is saying she is heart broken about finding out Zahara's Mother is still alive. He said "Angelina has a rule that she adopts children only when they are orphans." She is now supposedly worried that Zahara will resent her since she took her from the mother who is not dead from Aids like Angelina wanted everyone to believe.

The truth is she didn't think anyone would find out that her Aids story was all BS and now she has her brother out giving interviews since now we all know her Zaraha's Mom is alive, does not have Aids and is living in Ethiopia.

Let's see how big hearted Angelina really is and how much she cares. Zahara's Mom gave her up because she couldn't feed her. They had no food. Do you think she will send for the Mom or send her money so she too can eat? I doubt it. She is claiming "she's devastated that the adoption may have caused pain to the birth family." Oh OK, now let's see what she does to help or correct the situation now that she knows the Mom is not dead.

How Plastic Is Angelina Jolie?

Cheek Implants? Check! Collagen Injected into upper lip? Check! Brow lift? Check! Nose Job? Check!Fun Bags Inserted? Check! Tummy Tuck done immediately after Shiloh's Birth? Check! Ahhh yes, it's good to be such a natural beauty like Angelina Jolie.

This Smells Like Angelina Jolie's Been Busy Pussy Whipping Again


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Well, Brad has now announced that he will no longer be doing nude scenes because he doesn't want to be embarrassed if his kids see it later. Hmmm? OK But their Mom is doing nude animation movies and has sex scenes in all her movies? He actually said ""I figure I've got very few films left," he said. "Who knows how many I'll get to do now, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game." He's talking like he is 75!

Then he went on to say that there will be no more Ocean's movies with pals Matt Damon and George Clooney, Pitt says the heist flicks are also a thing of the past. "There's no more," he said. "I think we need to put away childish things."

This is Angelina Jolies' doing. Am I the only one that can see through her BS? She doesn't want Brad to do any love/sex scenes in his movies. In one of his movies he was supposed to kiss the girl passionately and he said NO because she was too pretty. Then if you noticed he just pulled out of a movie because of "script disagreements". Evidently he wanted some things re written for him and with the writers on strike it couldn't be done so he backed out. I'm sure they were love/sex scenes that Angelina wanted redone.

Then we get to the Oceans Movies. Well I knew it would end. Angelina hates Clooney and Damon because those are his buddies from Brad's Jennifer days. She is trying to make sure he cuts all ties with his Jennifer past and wants to keep him away from his friends. She only wants it to be him, her and her orphans and her lover/brother. No one else is allowed in her world.

Looks like this is it for Brad. I guess anyone who dates a girl who is obsessed with cutting and blood, had better do what she says.

I'm sure Jennifer is just sitting back and laughing at what he has turned into.

Angelina Jolie's Body Is Sexy? Whatever!

This skeleton would give those orphans of hers nightmares. Picture these veiny arms and legs, her man hands and her fake fun bags and her big lips coming at you? Oh yeah she is hot! I can see why Brad left Jennifer for this beast! I bet Brad is having nightmares too.