Looks like Skeletor is the one getting stuck feeding the kids. He probaby expresses her milk while she sleeps. You know this bitch isn't taking care of those kids.
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J Lo Steps Out In NYC
Wow, looks like Jlo not only got her Celebriry tummy tuck with her C section, but looks like she also go her face lifted. Looking quite well rested doesn't she?
Looks like Skeletor is the one getting stuck feeding the kids. He probaby expresses her milk while she sleeps. You know this bitch isn't taking care of those kids.
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Looks like Skeletor is the one getting stuck feeding the kids. He probaby expresses her milk while she sleeps. You know this bitch isn't taking care of those kids.
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JLo has spent 2 Million On The Babies Already
As you know, J Lo gave birth to Skeletors Spawn,Maximiano and Emelina. She reportedly spent 1.4 million in preparations to give birth.
It has been reported that she spent $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite
at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital. She reserved the $175,000 per week suite for 3 weeks in advance to have it sanitized and secured.
J Ho also spent $300,000 for private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on additional beefed up security and an additional $100,000 on personal assistants before
the birth.
And now that the twins have arrived, the paranoid Diva is in full swing. Is it reported that she has hired 6 additional security guards and 2 baby bouncers to protect the baby Skeletors. Cost for all this security? A mere $600,000.
In addition, closed-circuit cameras have been installed in virtually every room in
It is also reported that she makes people scrub up and wear surgical masks when they come near the twins. A life time's supply of surgical masks that are to be worn by those coming in contact with the newborns were delivered to the house.
Also, insiders are saying she has hand sanitizer placed around the house and at the entrance to the babies' nursery and elsewhere around the house. People coming close to the children have been instructed to use those lotions every time they enter the kids' rooms.
What a great way to make sure the kids never get to build up their own immune system.
JHo was paid 6 million for the pictures of the twins so even with the 2 million she has spent, she is still ahead by 4 million.
Having babies is really a money making event these days.
It has been reported that she spent $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite
at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital. She reserved the $175,000 per week suite for 3 weeks in advance to have it sanitized and secured.
J Ho also spent $300,000 for private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on additional beefed up security and an additional $100,000 on personal assistants before
the birth.
And now that the twins have arrived, the paranoid Diva is in full swing. Is it reported that she has hired 6 additional security guards and 2 baby bouncers to protect the baby Skeletors. Cost for all this security? A mere $600,000.
In addition, closed-circuit cameras have been installed in virtually every room in
It is also reported that she makes people scrub up and wear surgical masks when they come near the twins. A life time's supply of surgical masks that are to be worn by those coming in contact with the newborns were delivered to the house.
Also, insiders are saying she has hand sanitizer placed around the house and at the entrance to the babies' nursery and elsewhere around the house. People coming close to the children have been instructed to use those lotions every time they enter the kids' rooms.
What a great way to make sure the kids never get to build up their own immune system.
JHo was paid 6 million for the pictures of the twins so even with the 2 million she has spent, she is still ahead by 4 million.
Having babies is really a money making event these days.
J Lo HUGE Pregnant Pictures
Whooooaza! What is is going on here? Did her makeup artist go on strike? Check out the brows and those lips! Someone got crazy with the liner. She's ready to explode and I think it would be in her best interest to just stay home and leave the make up alone.
It is being reported that her room at the hospital is ready and they are saying "No one's even allowed in there until she gets here. It's just sitting there for her." The hospital has also reportedly increased it's security and have already went through several "code pink" drills in case of a possible kidnapping per JLo's demands. Naturally JLo is having them do the drills because she thinks she is a big celeb....no one has broke the news to her she is on the F list now.
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It is being reported that her room at the hospital is ready and they are saying "No one's even allowed in there until she gets here. It's just sitting there for her." The hospital has also reportedly increased it's security and have already went through several "code pink" drills in case of a possible kidnapping per JLo's demands. Naturally JLo is having them do the drills because she thinks she is a big celeb....no one has broke the news to her she is on the F list now.
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JLo To Give Birth On Valentines Day?
It is being reported that JLo's Scientifically insperminated twins are due on Valentines day. MSNBC's The Scoop reported that already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it ... would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.”
They went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twins in one of the three new nurseries. She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.”
Yep, she's just "Jenny from the block"! Can you imagine what she is getting paid to showcase the spawn of Skeletor?
She is still not saying she scheduled a C Section but you know this Diva will miraculously just happen to give birth on Valentines day and she will be back to her before baby weight day after. C section deliveries is the way the celebs are doing it today. They can schedule it, lay there getting a facial while the Dr's take the baby out and then have their team of nurses and nannies take over while they get their lipo and tummy tucks done.
Then they sell their stories for millions and appear 2 weeks after wearing skinny jeans, belly shirts and swear they had the best trainer and worked really hard. Welcome to Hollywood!
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They went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twins in one of the three new nurseries. She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.”
Yep, she's just "Jenny from the block"! Can you imagine what she is getting paid to showcase the spawn of Skeletor?
She is still not saying she scheduled a C Section but you know this Diva will miraculously just happen to give birth on Valentines day and she will be back to her before baby weight day after. C section deliveries is the way the celebs are doing it today. They can schedule it, lay there getting a facial while the Dr's take the baby out and then have their team of nurses and nannies take over while they get their lipo and tummy tucks done.
Then they sell their stories for millions and appear 2 weeks after wearing skinny jeans, belly shirts and swear they had the best trainer and worked really hard. Welcome to Hollywood!
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JLo Reports She Is Not In Labor
Rumors were flying around that JHo was in labor today. She probably started it herself to get people to talk about her. We all know
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Jennifer Lopez Asking For Top Of The Line Gifts For Her Twins
As you know Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins. A boy and a girl. Can you say "In vetro fertilization"? Just like Julia Roberts who also just happened to have a boy and a girl. It sure looks like the lip syncing diva had a little help from a lab.
I am willing to bet when she got behind closed doors she told the Dr. to get her a donor sperm. She probably didn't want to risk using the Skeletor sperm. Can you imagine what those kids would look like? I mean keep in mind, Jlo is no stranger to the plastic surgeon's knife and she was no hottie then mix up those genes with Skeletor and you have a deadly combination of fug.
The 38 yr old lip syncing diva is sure not shy when it comes to asking people for expensive gifts.
She has registered her her top-secret gift registry at Petit Tresor, the exclusive L.A. baby boutique.
Here are some selections available from Petit Tresor that you could pick up for the talentless one:
There's the $349 cashmere outfit, one in pink stripes, one in blue, from Baby CZ.
Moses baskets for $225
Super Soft Teddy Bears for $65
Balmoral enameled black carriage $3,495.
Suede play mat $289
Jogging Stroller $560
Peg Perego strollers $429
Let's see, Nicole Ritchie donates all her shower gifts to the less fortunate and then donates 100 nursery set ups for her foundation for the poor mothers of LA. Then you have Jlo, the richest woman in Hollywood under 40 asking for pricey gifts. Well, she's just Jenny from the block you know. Down to earth and very natural.
What do you want to bet that behind closed doors she will have the babies cribs 24 kt and covered in Chinchilla fur? She woudln't dare let them be seen in fur. She can only tell Peta so many times that "she didn't know". I think by now she has to know.
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I am willing to bet when she got behind closed doors she told the Dr. to get her a donor sperm. She probably didn't want to risk using the Skeletor sperm. Can you imagine what those kids would look like? I mean keep in mind, Jlo is no stranger to the plastic surgeon's knife and she was no hottie then mix up those genes with Skeletor and you have a deadly combination of fug.
The 38 yr old lip syncing diva is sure not shy when it comes to asking people for expensive gifts.
She has registered her her top-secret gift registry at Petit Tresor, the exclusive L.A. baby boutique.
Here are some selections available from Petit Tresor that you could pick up for the talentless one:
There's the $349 cashmere outfit, one in pink stripes, one in blue, from Baby CZ.
Moses baskets for $225
Super Soft Teddy Bears for $65
Balmoral enameled black carriage $3,495.
Suede play mat $289
Jogging Stroller $560
Peg Perego strollers $429
Let's see, Nicole Ritchie donates all her shower gifts to the less fortunate and then donates 100 nursery set ups for her foundation for the poor mothers of LA. Then you have Jlo, the richest woman in Hollywood under 40 asking for pricey gifts. Well, she's just Jenny from the block you know. Down to earth and very natural.
What do you want to bet that behind closed doors she will have the babies cribs 24 kt and covered in Chinchilla fur? She woudln't dare let them be seen in fur. She can only tell Peta so many times that "she didn't know". I think by now she has to know.
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JLo's New Video Hold It, Don’t Drop It
This video clip is only 1 minute long of J Lo's new video. You know how JLo makes sure her "talent" isn't given away free.
She lip syncs her way through the song with her lips looking like skeletor left some traces of skeletor residue behind. She looks down right scary. I just don't know why she doesn't stop already. Her movies are flops, and her music career? Well, her last CD sold 57,000 copies the first week!William Hung from American Idol sold more than that the first day of his CD and he didn't need skeletor residue smeared all over his lips to do it.
She lip syncs her way through the song with her lips looking like skeletor left some traces of skeletor residue behind. She looks down right scary. I just don't know why she doesn't stop already. Her movies are flops, and her music career? Well, her last CD sold 57,000 copies the first week!William Hung from American Idol sold more than that the first day of his CD and he didn't need skeletor residue smeared all over his lips to do it.
JLo Admits She is Carrying The Spawn Of Skeletor
Jho and Skeletor announced to the audience in Miami that she is carrying a spawn of Skeletor. She went on to say she didn't want to break the news sooner because she didn't want to take away from the tour. She then said "Now we will go away for awhile." She also said “This is a special time in our lives," she added. "And we waited until the last show to tell you."
I am sure she chose Miami to announce it because that is probably the only place where people would actually care. If she tried to announce it in LA they would have just yawned and said " whatever".
Rumor is that Jho is carrying twins. Can you imagine that mess? No wonder she has to go away for awhile. She wouldn't dare let anyone see that.
I still say she is not pregnant and is going to have someone carry the spawn for her. Her Ego is so huge, I can't imagine her putting her body through that for a baby.
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I am sure she chose Miami to announce it because that is probably the only place where people would actually care. If she tried to announce it in LA they would have just yawned and said " whatever".
Rumor is that Jho is carrying twins. Can you imagine that mess? No wonder she has to go away for awhile. She wouldn't dare let anyone see that.
I still say she is not pregnant and is going to have someone carry the spawn for her. Her Ego is so huge, I can't imagine her putting her body through that for a baby.
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JLo Sells A Whopping 53,000 CD's It's First Week & Is At #175!
Jennifer Lopez really needs to just stop already. Remember how Seinfield stopped the show when they were on top? Not Jlo, she just won't stop trying to make some more money and all she is doing is making a fool out of herself.
She costs too much money and doesn't sell enough," says the source, who is familiar with the issue. "Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000." And that's just what it costs to get the album out the door. Lopez performed on "Good Morning America" earlier this month, and all the costs were absorbed by the label. "Epic had to eat the cost for that entire performance....The woman requires everything short of flying monkeys to get on a stage."
Jennifer Lopez has always been the biggest diva but it's now rumored that Epic Records and it's parent company, Sony BMG, may be on the verge of dropping Lopez because there's no longer any money in tolerating her anymore.Her Make up artist gets paid $8,000 a DAY!!!! Despite her new album, Brave, only selling 53,000 copies in it's first week and currently sitting at #175 on Amazon's sales chart, Lopez apparently still believes she's an international superstar.
Here she is seen with all her "People". It takes a small army to make her beautiful.
She costs too much money and doesn't sell enough," says the source, who is familiar with the issue. "Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000." And that's just what it costs to get the album out the door. Lopez performed on "Good Morning America" earlier this month, and all the costs were absorbed by the label. "Epic had to eat the cost for that entire performance....The woman requires everything short of flying monkeys to get on a stage."
Jennifer Lopez has always been the biggest diva but it's now rumored that Epic Records and it's parent company, Sony BMG, may be on the verge of dropping Lopez because there's no longer any money in tolerating her anymore.Her Make up artist gets paid $8,000 a DAY!!!! Despite her new album, Brave, only selling 53,000 copies in it's first week and currently sitting at #175 on Amazon's sales chart, Lopez apparently still believes she's an international superstar.
Here she is seen with all her "People". It takes a small army to make her beautiful.
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