OK Does She Want Us To Believe She Is A Surfer Chick?

We all remember Parasite pretending to surf in Hawaii with her bug sun glasses on but she has now taken it to a whole new level.Now can anyone tell me what will she do with her puppy while she is surfing? Take it with her? Leave it to bake in a Louis Vuitton bag on the beach? Or let it roam the beach then she can post "lost dog signs" like she did with Tinker Bell. Can some one tell me why on earth this woman is famous? Does she REALLY think we believe the crap she tries to feed us?


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Tara Reid is Winking At You!

Infamous party girl Tara had gotten her bad plastic surgery redone. Her boobies as well as her lipo that made her stomach look like clay we supposedly corrected by a new skilled surgeon. Well now she appears at the beach with this mess. Her belly is winking at you! I mean doesn't she look in the mirror when she tries on a bikini? Maybe a one piece is better suited for ther wonky eyed belly!


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Parasites Nip Slip, But Where Did They Go?

The other day Parasite was trying to pretend she could surf and she fell off the board with no waves anywhere in site. The Posing Parasite lost her top and wahm, out came the nip.Click on the pic and it will show the full size. That nip is like a man's nip. Now I realize there are good bras, but come on, look at these two pics. The nip slip was from over the weekend. The exploding boobies are from before the Parasite went into the slammer. That is some amazing bra!


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Do You Remember Linda Evans From Dynasty?

What has she done? She showed up for a reunion and Joan Collins said that Linda Looked like a Gargoyle. I personally think she looks like Roy Scheider in drag. Remember Roy from Jaws? Ladies just make a mental note now. When thinking of plastic surgery if anyone tells you to puff up your lips like a carp or implant car fenders into your cheeks to look younger, RUN! These women end up looking like men in drag.


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Playboy Bunny Kendra Has Hairy Boobies!

Can we all say Ewwwww together???? Kendra is one of Hugh's girlfriends who is rumored to be bisexual. She was spotted on the red carpet recently.When a reporter tried to say Hello to her, Kendra replied she was drunk. Then with a closer eye we can see that she might be a little high on her testosterone levels. I'm not sure but the last time I checked men have hair on their chests, not women.Looks like the bisexual bunny needs a little bit more grooming before stepping out.

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Parasite's Portable Hair

We've all had a bad hair day but when Parasite has one, she just gets new hair. Once again Parasite is photographed carrying what ever it is that we are supposed to see her with at the moment. The Bible, The Secret, The Power Of Now and here she is carrying her hair in a box that she is the spokes person for.Is it just me or is there something totally not hot about carrying your hair around in a box?


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Barbara Walters Speaks Out About Parasite Interview

Barbarba Walters spoke out on the view about the interview that she lost to Larry King and why it happened. She explained that while people do not pay for interviews, it is common for them to pay for videos, family pictures,etc. In the parasite case, the father or the parasite told Babs that he was sorry but they were going with another network because they were offered $1,000,000.00 for it. OK, I wasn't aware of the fact that the Hilton's needed more money, but that's right, parasite did have her car repo'd while she was in the slammer.

Anyway deal was leaked to the public and the deal fell apart. Then parasite came back to Babs and offered her the interview again and she declined. That is how Larry was able to grab the deal.

So now, thanks to Babs, the word is out. YES, it is common practice for stars to get paid for interviews. It's through the "back door" but they do get paid. Knowing parasite, I am sure that is how she likes it anyway.

Stars Without Makeup

I don't know about you but it sure makes me feel better to see Celebs without their lashes,etc. The only picture in this collection that is still posed is Mariah. We all know she always poses tip toeing through the water, or in Aspen with her dog in a bikini top and her ski jacket. Yeah, like that is normal. Enjoy!

Ummmm How Do You Spell "Has Been"?

OK is it just me or is this chick just totally disgusting? Rumor has it she is back to drinking again but that we can't say for sure. What we can say for sure is that she looks like she relaly needs a good bath. She is proof that with a good make up artist, anyone can look hot. I guess there is even hope for me because I KNOW I don't look this nasty!



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Love Him Or Hate Him, Michael Moore Speaks His Mind

Outspoken Michael Moore goes after Wolfe on CNN discussing his new movie SICKO. The movie is bringing the dirty politics involved in health care industry. This film is going to cause alot of controvery as you can see Michael Moore sure knows how to stir things up.

Reporter Burns Parasite Report

Looks like we're not the only ones who are sick of this parasite getting coverage when she is not worth the air we breathe.

What is Parasite Up To Now?

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Well, parasite has been spotted going to her acting coaches home with her acting book in place. Then she was spotted going to singing lessons with her singing book in place. When we see pics like this of her makes you wonder if she isn't trying out for a Middle Eastern Musical. Maybe the men over there don'ty know she is infested with crabs and el herpo in the vag-o.

This Is WayToo Funny To Pass Up!

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Britney Says " I'm sorry" to X17

Just in case you live on another planet and were not aware that Britney shaved her head and the attacked a car with an umbrella, we'd like to refresh your memory.

Britney resently delivered X17 a hand written note explaining why it happened and says she is sorry. It was just Britney rehearshing for a part in a movie. Whew, I am glad she cleared that up. I thought for a second she had lost her mind.

Parasite Back In LA and Posing Again

Well the Parasite is back in LA and back to her old tricks of buying books/magazines and carrying them so the paparazzi gets pics of her carrying them. Now looks like she is studying up on Africa since that is the big fad to be supporting. Heck if Skankolina can stop cutting herself, french kissing her brother and now people think she is Mother Theresa just because she poses in Africa with orphans, certainly Parasite can get people to over look her past too.

I notice also she is sticking with the conservative clothes too well, except when she was tanning her va jay jay at the beach in Hawaii.


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Can't Parasite Ever Keep Her Legs Together?

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Ummm, is it just me or is this an odd way to lay in the sun to tan? Seems like Parasite is being a good Samaritan and releasing the crabs back to the wild.

Just What Has Changed About Parasite?

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Here we can see Parasite gazing lovingly at herself in a mirror. I am convinced she has Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by someone having extreme focus on themself, and is a maladaptive, rigid, and persistent condition that cannot be controlled without therapy. I can cause significant distress and functional impairment. Which could explain why Parasite was curled up on her jail cell floor. In withdrawl from no mirrors.

Parasite Offers A Small Prayer After Bible Study Class

Parasite offering a prayer of thanks after Bible study class...LOL OK that's not true but come on, who is she kidding with these Mom clothes and these pics of her with her praying hands look?

Some one PLEASE tell Parasite normal people do not jump in pools or the ocean with sunglasses on.

Parasite Can't Stop Posing

Parastie is still in Hawaii. She is posing like she is "surfing". OK well first suggestion to her is people don't surf in sun glasses. Second, it's not a boogie board so you don't wait at the shore holding the tip, you paddle out and get in the line up and lay or sit on your board for the set to roll in. She needs someone to help her look more believable for her pictures.

Britney is Upset!

Britney is said to be upset with her Mom, KFed and her Manager who convinced her to check into rehab. Seems Britney thinks she is perfectly stable, no problems and ready for her comeback. One look at this picture tells me that this is a perfectly stable woman.


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