Paris Is Packing Some Junk
Is that a banana in her pants or is she just happy to see the Papparazzi? Let's see, man hands, man hooves and now a little friend in her pants, Hmmm? She must have to do a tuck and tape when she is wearing bikini's.
Has Justin Been Hanging Out With Paris ?
Maybe Justin can ask Paris if he can borrow her herpes medication. Looks like Justin is sporting a big oozing sore himself.
Is this what he is talking about in his song when he says "what goes around, comes around?" Looks like it's true JT!
Is this what he is talking about in his song when he says "what goes around, comes around?" Looks like it's true JT!
Christina Aguilera's Twins
Note To Self: Before becoming pregnant have implants removed. As you can see Christina (who still has not confirmed that she is pregnant) is erupting! Seems like she is not trying to hide the fact that her implants are swelling for some reason.
Source:imnotobsessed
Source:imnotobsessed
Jessica Simpson's New Plastic Surgery Excuse
Evidently PaPa Joe got Jessica another movie role where she plays a female solider. (probably like Private Benjamin) Anyway evidently Jessica has broken her nose, accidentally hitting herself in the face with a gun.
Jessica released a statement saying: “I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose. It really hurt!” She even went as far as saying that she felt bad because she always loved her nice thin nose! Is she delusional or what?
OK considering she is still trying to act like her boobs are natural and that she hasn't had any other face work done, I am thinking this is her way of excusing her new nose she wants.
Now she can go in and get that monster schnoz removed and blame it on the nose break as to why she had to get it.
Ashley tried to be coy about her new nose and wasn't admitting to it. Now Jessica is trying this approach.
Let's see what she looks like in a few months.
Source:Staralicious
Jessica released a statement saying: “I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose. It really hurt!” She even went as far as saying that she felt bad because she always loved her nice thin nose! Is she delusional or what?
OK considering she is still trying to act like her boobs are natural and that she hasn't had any other face work done, I am thinking this is her way of excusing her new nose she wants.
Now she can go in and get that monster schnoz removed and blame it on the nose break as to why she had to get it.
Ashley tried to be coy about her new nose and wasn't admitting to it. Now Jessica is trying this approach.
Let's see what she looks like in a few months.
Source:Staralicious
Paris Needs To Give It Up With Her Surfing Skills
I wish she would just stop already with her attempts at looking like a surfing chick. Now she is laying on her back on the board! Oh what a great idea! Now about her body? What is going on in her midsection? That is starting to look like Tara Reids plastic melting stomach. It's amazing what pics reveal when they are not airbrushed.
Source:cityrag
Source:cityrag
Angelina Jolie's Son Is Looking Pretty Scary To Me
Maybe she needs to quit letting Maddox wear shirts with skulls on them and things from the dark side that he usually is wearing. I'm thinking if I had a son that could give a death grip stare like that I would be insisting on him wearing Care Bears and Unicorn shirts.
He might have a future in Hollywood Horror Movies!That's one scary looking kid.
Source:Dlisted
He might have a future in Hollywood Horror Movies!That's one scary looking kid.
Source:Dlisted
Tom Cruise's House Pics
It was reported that the Los Angeles County records show that Cruise and Holmes paid $4.5 million less than the amount that has been widely reported for their seven-bedroom mansion at 1111 Calle Vista Drive. If you go to Zillow.com you can see an arial view of the house. Tom and Katie purchased the mansion, which public records state measures 10,286 square feet but which reportedly has been expanded to 13,000-square-feet-plus for $30,500,000 through their Fornow Trust, according to public records. The seller was Los Angeles-area uber-agent-to-the-stars Kurt Rappaport.
Source:Bergproperties
Source:Bergproperties
Paris Posing With A Vanessa Minillo Mini Me
Ummm who else has a problem with this picture? Eveidently this childs Mom thinks it is cute to have her child dress up like a cheap disco ball like Paris. I thought little girls were supposed to be cute and innocent, not exploited for PR?
Source:USmagazine
Source:USmagazine
Britney's Poem To Kevin? Her Mom? Her Fans?
This Poem Britney wrote and had posted on her site awhile back. Then she took it down. It has surfaced again. Then she had the picture of her and her friends giving a message. This is one troubled girl.
Britney's Poem
Enough of the pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night
No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?
Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.
Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.
You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.
The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.
You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.
What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.
You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!
*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...
Source:cityrag
Britney's Poem
Enough of the pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night
No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?
Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.
Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.
You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.
The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.
You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.
What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.
You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!
*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...
Source:cityrag
Paris Hilton Sells Her Clothing Line At Kitson LA
Well, the moment we have all been waiting for has arrived. Yes, Paris Hilton's Clothing line is now available at Kitson Boutique in LA. Now not only can you smell like her, have fake hair like hers, sing along to her great CD, you can also walk around with her face plastered all over you. Wake me up, I must be dreaming!
OK seriously, Thursday the police were called to manage traffic outside of Kitson as Paris arrived in her Black SUV Limo ( I wonder if it is a hybrid?) and paraded around in order to unveil her new line of clothing.
She said "It's a dream come true to have my own clothing line," she said. "It's just Paris style: fun, bright and flashy."Can an ego get any bigger than hers?
If you remember when she got spring from the slammer she was wearing a pair of ugly jeans? Those one of the styles she is selling. They used her jail release as a PR op to get people to see her line. I saw them and noticed how ugly they were. Now they are available exclusively at Kitson.
The collection, which Hilton described as "really comfortable" and "really affordable," includes shoes, T-shirts and jeans. "It's just from my closet to their closets," she said. Additional pieces will be released next month, she said. Then she said that she spent a year submitting and approving designs. Sure, we believe that one.
I think she really thinks people believe that she does all these things she claims she does. But then again, maybe they do. People actually showed up.
Angelina Jolie's Slinging Guns Again
It is interesting that Angelina is in another movie featuring weapons especially since she and Brad PUBLICLY stated they were against weapons in their home (no toy guns for anyone) and wouldn't be doing anymore movies with violence and weapons so their kids could be proud. Does this seem a little bit of a hypocrisy? Oh wait, I forgot that AJ says what she needs to say at the time. Then she is allowed to change her story. Right, how could I forget it?
Source:Dlisted
Source:Dlisted
Britney Hooks Up With Chris Angel
Britney and Chris Angel (Cameron Diaz's recent squeeze) were spotted holding hands and going up to a suite on the 11th floor of the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel. This picture was taken when they were leaving the hotel at 4 am.
It seems like Chris is just trying to hook up with as many celebs as he can to get press covereage for himself. This guy is short and greasy and seems to be really scraping the bottom of the barrel. I was actually surprised Cameron was with him.
Maybe Cam & Brit should just hook up. Cam took Brit's sloppy seconds with Justin and now Brit is taking Cam's sloppy seconds with Chris. Seems like this is pretty common in Hollywood, doens't it?
Source:hollywoodrag
It seems like Chris is just trying to hook up with as many celebs as he can to get press covereage for himself. This guy is short and greasy and seems to be really scraping the bottom of the barrel. I was actually surprised Cameron was with him.
Maybe Cam & Brit should just hook up. Cam took Brit's sloppy seconds with Justin and now Brit is taking Cam's sloppy seconds with Chris. Seems like this is pretty common in Hollywood, doens't it?
Source:hollywoodrag
Britney's Photoshop Award Goes To.....
Source:Ubrit
Look who is rolling around on the floor 1/2 naked! None other than Bald Beave Brit. Now are they going for the shock factor? The only thing that is shocking is that she thinks we are going to believe that she looks like this. We've all seen her 1/2 naked how many times? Heck we have see her Chewy come out and look around without any photoshop work. So maybe she should just give up the attempt to be considered sexy again. Somehow I can't get this image below out of my head....how about you?
Source:celebrityrumors
Brit's Weapon Of Choice? Frying Pans and Ashtrays
Well as the testimonies are pouring in National Enquirer is reporting:
"If he doesn’t act immediately, Kevin is convinced that Britney’s drug use, boozing and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident.” To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu. The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.
“This is the smoking gun Kevin has been waiting to use,” said an insider. “Kevin said: Divorce that bitch and then get my boys away from her.’” In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another incident taped Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan. “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider. “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him. He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.” In addition to the video tapes, Kevin has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends, the insider revealed. “Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them.” It is appearing she is more of a train wreck than we all thought.
Source:prettyontheoutside
"If he doesn’t act immediately, Kevin is convinced that Britney’s drug use, boozing and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident.” To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu. The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.
“This is the smoking gun Kevin has been waiting to use,” said an insider. “Kevin said: Divorce that bitch and then get my boys away from her.’” In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another incident taped Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan. “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider. “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him. He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.” In addition to the video tapes, Kevin has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends, the insider revealed. “Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them.” It is appearing she is more of a train wreck than we all thought.
Source:prettyontheoutside
Jho Is Pretty Much A Mess
Looks like JHo is stealing all the food from Skeletor. Today we see her all puffy and covered with cellulite and tomorrow she will have abs and be rolling around on a car hood lip synching some Puerto Rican song. The Magic of Hollywood. Who knows how they do these magic tricks.
Source:Imnotobsessed
Source:Imnotobsessed
Angelina's Fake Donkey Lips
One of the tell tale signs of people getting their lips plumped up is the bumps or lumps on the lips. Not a smooth surface. Now if you take a look at AJ's you can see them present on both the top and the bottom.She looks like a swarm of bees attacked her lips. This explains why her lips are bigger and smaller depending on her moods. She must have recently gotten a refill. Someone buy this skank some chapstick.
This Cannot Be Real!
No this can't be real and my question is who in the heck would do this to themselves?She claims it is heredity to have big boobs and a big booty , OK so if they are natural, then why do her boobs stand straight up when she lays down. (saw the nude pics of her and they were fake) Next, if that booty is real, then why doesn't her sister have that? Plus with as tight as she wears her clothes, you know cellulite would be rippling all over the place on that mountain.
Source:Dlisted
Source:Dlisted
Hilton Sells Her House for 4.25 Million
Paris has sold her home for 4.25 million and the neighbors are all breathing a sigh of relief. Of course she is now saying she wants a place that is gated so she has more privacy but I am thinking that is not what she wants.
The reason she sold this house is not because she wanted privacy but actually the neighbors circulated a petition to get her out of the neighborhood, called city hall, write letters,etc. She was attracting the paparazzi like she wanted and they were the ones who were losing their privacy.
She claimed she wanted privacy so she rented a house. OK but she rented a house right on the beach in Malibu 2 doors down from one Lindsy Lohan rented. Now the beach is infested with Paparazzi. So she obviously did not want privacy.
So rest assured, she will not buy a house behind gates. She thrives off the paparazzi. They are the ones who have made her famous. Without them, she has one one.
The reason she sold this house is not because she wanted privacy but actually the neighbors circulated a petition to get her out of the neighborhood, called city hall, write letters,etc. She was attracting the paparazzi like she wanted and they were the ones who were losing their privacy.
She claimed she wanted privacy so she rented a house. OK but she rented a house right on the beach in Malibu 2 doors down from one Lindsy Lohan rented. Now the beach is infested with Paparazzi. So she obviously did not want privacy.
So rest assured, she will not buy a house behind gates. She thrives off the paparazzi. They are the ones who have made her famous. Without them, she has one one.
Ummm Can you Say Photoshop?
Talk about an artist. Photoshop obviously can work miracles. Gone are the double chins, bad extensions, crazy eyes and pocked skin. Now does she really expect us to think this is what she looks like? See this is why women feel bad about themselves. They look at pics like this and think "why can't I ever look at good?" Her Artist is almost as good as Mariah's.
This mag is due to hit newsstands on Sept 21st. Judith from Allure magazine flew to LA and made 4 attempts to go the interview on Brit's comeback. The first time Brit said she couldn't make it and was spotted having her nails done. Then the next time she said she was stuck at the lawyers and was spotted shopping and dropped 32K on clothes. The Third time she was 3 hrs late for a photo shoot so couldn't make it again and the last time she didn't show, Judith packed her bags and headed back with her own story. So much for Brit beign concerned about her comeback.
Source:Dlisted
This mag is due to hit newsstands on Sept 21st. Judith from Allure magazine flew to LA and made 4 attempts to go the interview on Brit's comeback. The first time Brit said she couldn't make it and was spotted having her nails done. Then the next time she said she was stuck at the lawyers and was spotted shopping and dropped 32K on clothes. The Third time she was 3 hrs late for a photo shoot so couldn't make it again and the last time she didn't show, Judith packed her bags and headed back with her own story. So much for Brit beign concerned about her comeback.
Source:Dlisted
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