Angelina's Kids Are Banned From Waking Her

It is being reported that Angelina Jolie's orphans are banned from waking her and her lips up in the morning.

Seems that Brad, being the whipped pup that he is, gets up with the four kids. He changes the diapers and gets them their bowls of cereal while Angelina rests her over sized lips. Why does this not surprise me?

A source told Life and Style Magazine that "Sometimes the kids will go
in and wake her, but they're not supposed to. Sometimes she'll get up
earlier to take the kids to school, but Brad's usually the one who gets them
out the door."

"Brad gets up really early with the children. He changes
diapers and gets Zahara and Shiloh fed and dressed for the day. He takes
this responsibility very seriously."

" While Angelina was filming, Brad was Super dad. He got into the routine of
getting up with all the kids, getting the Corn Flakes for breakfast and
getting them prepped for school. When Brad dresses the kids, he lets them
pick whatever they want to wear, even if it's weird or mismatched."

Being that each kid has two nannies and 2 body guards, I'm thinking Lips doesn't have to do too much even though she wants us to think she is "Supermom". Probably the only time she spends with them is when she comes out with one or a few of them for her planned "photo ops"

Then she probably goes back home, crawls in bed and licks her knives while watching her old movies over and over.