Parasite AKA Paris Hilton takes Vajayjay Out On The Town

Well, she may have claimed she changed but Parasite is out and about again, partying it up at clubs and once again letting the vajayjay out to look around. Can someone donate some panties for this girl? You know she is leaving her DNA all over the seats. Nasty!


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I'm Voting For Team KFed

Stripper poles, coca cola in the kids bottles, driving with the kids on her lap (caught 2 X), wild nights out,a different man every week, attacking cars with umbrella's, shaving your head for attention, stripping down to your underwear in front of the world to go for a swim?

US Weekly resported that a family member said “[Sean] He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,”

Spears reportedly asked a dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth. The dentist refused.

Britney used to object when Kevin was smoking around the kids, but now “she smokes like a chimney in front of them,” Life & Style is reporting.

Also is was reported that when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her”

Brit even let her kids run around and make a mess of a house they were looking to potentially buy last week. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source tells Us Weekly. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the house a mess.

I am in KFed's corner!

Who is managing this trainwreck? I think K Fed should have 100% custody of the kids.

* SHAMLESS PLUG: If you want a KFed Shirt/Hat check out our store and you can pick one up to show your support.


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Nicole Speaks Out On Her DUI

It is funny to see the difference in how Nicole is handling herself with this VS how Parasite handled herself.Parasite never admited she did anything wrong and still says she did not deserve to go to jail while Nicole admits she was wrong, pled guilty, showed up early to court and now after is saying she is sorry.

I think many people still do not get it that Parasite only got probation for her DUI, Nicole is getting 4 days BUT Parasite VIOLATED her probation 2X by driving with a suspended license and lying by saying she "didn't know" she wasn't supposed to drive then came late to court. That is why she got jail time.

In an interview with Diane Sawyer Nicole said " "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."



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Cancelled? Say It Isn't So!

NOOOOOO, I just can't believe it.The Simple Life got cancelled? Why would they cancel such a compelling, exciting show like this? Ummm could it be because no one watches it? Well, it is official, it is cancelled. So Parasite can now quit running around telling everyone she is getting ready to do her 6th season.

Is The Parasite Turning Into A Bug?

OK is it just me or does parasite look like a bug? She has her collection of dogs like Skankolina has her collection of orphans. It's all about the PR but she really looks like a bug.


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Britney's Gets Thrown Out Of The Wynn Hotel In Las Vegas

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Britney Spears and her over zelous body guard got thrown out of the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas when the body guard started to beat up a papaprazzi for trying to get a picture of Sean Preston. The Wynn Hotel asked them to leave.

Britney already was in trouble because she had violated the custody order for her kids by taking them out of the state without permission from K Fed.

Looks like this trainwreck just doesn't know when to stop.

Blohan Is Now Getting Sued

It is reported that now the 3 passengers in the SUV are suing Lindsey Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan allegedly chased down her assistant and the police responded to a 911 call reporting a white SUV was chasing her. She had no idea it was Lindsey because Lindsey was driving someone else's SUV.

Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake are friends with the boyfriend of Lindsay's former assistant. They filed law suits against her.

They reported that Lindsay invited them to a party with her but she only let the one man in the house. He happened to be white and the 2 that were not allowed in were Black. They also claim that Lindsay and her assistant then got into a huge fight and her assistant stormed off. They guys were going to leave when Lindsey jumped in their SUV and started to drive.

The guys said she headed to PCH in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel,and Lindsay said, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

They also told TMZ that at one point Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.


The former assistant managed to lose Lindsey but Dante said Lindsay thought the assistant was going to her mother's house in Santa Monica so Lindsay headed to the Mom's house. When Lindsey arrived, the mother was pulling into her drive.

Dante says the mother was scared when she saw the crazy SUV coming at her and pulled back out of the driveway. She had no idea who was driving the SUV.The guys reported that Lindsay then began to chase her going 80 mph and running stop signs and red lights.

Dante realized that the Mom was driving towards the Police station and warned her to stop and Lindsey reportedly said " I won't get into trouble because I am a celebrity".

Meanwhile the Mom had already called 911.The Mom stopped in a parking lot by the police station and Lindsey stopped also. When the police arrived Lindsey told the Police that "the black kid was driving".

The police smelled liquor and gave Lindsey a field sobriety test and he flunked. The police later found cocaine in the pants pocket and she told them that it was not hers, she didn't own the pants they were borrowed pants.

These 3 men have all filed law suits against the drunk celeb.

I have since found out that her monitoring bracelet only was being monitored by her lawyer. AND it only works if it is on the skin. So when she was wearing it in the club and had nylons on, it would not work. Seems it was just a PR move anyway since it was a volunteer thing and she made sure she was photgraphed with it in her bikini's,etc. To her it was a badge of honor.

OK, Guess Who??

OK now I know you are thinking Britney? Is that Britney, aged from the stress and her weave is falling out.


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No, good guess and yes I see the resemblence. But it's just a Britney wannabe.

Guess Who??

OK take a guess on this one....


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I know you are probably saying Britney? Britney is that you?

Nope, it's none other than Perez Hilton Queen of all Media from Perezhilton.com sporting a camel toe and looking very Britney Chic. We thought Britney had covered up and put a shirt on for these pics but we now see it is not her. Perez is much better looking than Brit.


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Opps She Did It Again

Looks like Brit thinks the law does not pertain to her. Once again she is posted with her son on her lap while driving.Kevin really needs to take custody of these boys for their own safety.

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Would You Ever Consider Going Out In Public Looking Like This?

I can't even imagine being rich and famous and going to my back yard looking like this let alone going out and running errands like this. I really think that she does this to get our attention and yes it works but how will she be able to sell herself as being "sexy" like she was able to before. There is something stuck in my brain about shaving her head, attacking cars with umbrellas, walking bare foot in public gas station bathrooms that I just can't get over. But she is rich so she is laughing her way to the bank.


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Blohan Says "The Drugs Weren't Hers"

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Well Blohan speaks out on this little mix up. She said "Yes, I am innocent ... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy." OK they were in her pocket so she must have just been carrying them for someone. Now the as far as the assistants Mom almost hitting her, Ummm the witnesses reported Lindsey was chasing her. The lady didn't know who it was when she called the police and reported she was being chased. Blohan must have just been confused. We believe you Lindsey. You are being targeted just like how Paris was targeted. We really feel for you. Hope you like Orange.

Friday's OK Magazine Is A Must Buy!

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So OK magazine was going to pay Britney 1 million dollars for their interview/photo shoot. Well eveidently things didn't go as planned. They had stylists lined up waiting to transform the Ummm, new Britney into something presentable. Well she refused and wanted to have her friends do her hair and makeup.

Reports came out that not only was she not looking real good but at times her eyes were rolling back in her head and she kept running to the bathroom and would return with a changed personality.

It was also reported that she had them order her fried chicken and wiped her greasy fingers on a designer dress and her puppy pooped on the floor and she cleaned it up with a designer dress. Very Classy.

It was reported "After wiping her fried chicken-grease-covered hands on a $274 dress and picking up her puppy’s poop with a $6,700 Zac Posen gown, Britney Spears shocked OK! magazine staffers at her photo shoot last Thursday by storming out with thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

Spears allegedly fled the shoot wearing $12,861 worth of jewelry, a $974 Vera Wang dress, $380 Lanvin heels and a $281 Pucci scarf. When the clothes she ruined are added, the total comes to $21,267."


Well, things didn't go as planned and she stormed out and so she is not getting the million dollars which means that OK can't print the pictures of Brit with her eyes rolled back in her head.

It was reported that if the pictures were printed her career would be over. What career?

In the end, OK has a hot story they are releasing this Friday. Don't miss out on this one. This one will surely make everyone just on Team Federline. Who would have ever thought we would be on his team?

Blohan Arrested for DUI and Cocaine AGAIN!

Hmmm? What do these 3 have in common?




Well, looks like Blohan was busted for another DUI after a woman she was chasing in her SUV called the police. She was in Santa Monica when the arrest occurred. It also was reported that cocaine was found in her pants pocket. She was driving under a suspended license. You know, like Parasite. She must not have been told either. Her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.So makes you wonder if that alcohol bracelet she was parading around with was fake or not.

She was charged with 2 misdemeanors and 2 felony charges.Her bail was set at $25,000.

Now being that Parasite went to jail for the same crime, the "Opps I didn' t know my license was suspended after my DUI", and then Blohan was caught with cocaine 2 times, I am thinking her red hair is going to clash a bit bright with that orange jump suit.

When is Hollywood going to send out the message that this behavior is not acceptable? Instead they get more famous and get better deals, and make more money.

Parasite Calls The Papparazzi~She's Not The Only One

It was reported a while back that Skankolina Jolie has her publicist call the papparazzi and tell them where she is and what time to show up. This way she can pose in her most natural, caught by the papparazzi look. You know, orphan in hand, gazing over a rice field or gazing at a map or sitting in an orphanage with a scarf on her head with a pad of paper in hand looking concerned. You've all seen the shots.

OK well Parasite does the same thing. This was excerpted from the Daily Mail’s “The strange and lonely life of Paris Hilton“:

As I stood by the pool of the Setai Hotel in Miami, sipping a lychee martini, word went round our circle that Paris Hilton wished to leave for the beach.

It sounded like a simple request – but nothing is ever simple where Paris is concerned.

The heiress had decreed her ‘exit’ was, like so many trivial moments in her life, a photo opportunity.

Within minutes she had phoned half a dozen journalists and photographers and told them where she was and what she was planning to do.

Others in her entourage did the same: “Paris Hilton is at the Setai and she’s about to leave. Get down here straight away.”

As if from nowhere, two hair and beauty stylists appeared and slipped behind a partition with Paris.
thing."

OK so what part of her has changed, improved or gotten over herself since jail? I say none.

Yes, It's True! Parasite Is Heading Back To The Recording Studio!

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Even though Parasite was dropped by Warner after they announced it had no plans to release another album by Hilton after poor sales and a negative response from critics of Paris. After her debut single "Stars Are Blind" reached no. 18 on the U.S. Billboard charts for manybe ummmm 15 minutes, her second single "Nothing in This World" barely registered on the charts, reaching No. 89 on the Billboard Hot 100 Pop Charts. Her CD vanished after a brief appearance on the Billboard album charts after selling 77,000 copies. Which those were probably bought by her parents!

At the time during an interview Parasite was praising her own CD and said, “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good. But it was the others who cry for different reasons when they hear it.

Did this stop her from going at it again? Nope. Parasite was photgraphed visiting a voice couch a couple times a week. Hilton is determined to keep on singing, saying, "I'm already working on my new record." She is putting out a second album soon. This is heart stopping inforation. I can barely wait. If the last CD sold 77,000 copies, there is no telling what this one will do.

RIP Tammy Faye

Tammy Faye Baker passed on 7/20 (Friday) This is part of her interview with Larry King this week. She had said she was in pain 24/7. I'm glad that is over for her. RIP Tammy Faye.

OK Is It Just Me Or Is This Girl Totally Done With Her Career?

Yep, this is her come back she is planning. Britney was photographed here while shooting her new music video. Now am I the only one who is just not seeing the appeal here anymore. The only manager that I think is good enough to take no talent white trash and make them into stars is....Ummm? Oh Yeah, Joe Simpson. I bet he is up for the job.




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Umm Can Someone Talk To Tara?

Two days ago we saw her stomach winking at us from a bad Lipo jobs and now what is exactly going on here? Remember this is her new and improved plastic surgery she has had done to fix the first Dr's work. Wow, This one looks like a water balloon right before it slips out of your hands. Someone probably needs to talk to Tara about being more "creative" with her fashion decisions based on her new issues.


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Posh Spice Must Have Missed This In The Mirror

With all of Hollywood's plastic, made over wonders does it suprise us that now and then we chatch a picture of them that makes them actually seem normal.

Posh is no exception. Looks like she must have missed this in the mirror or it is some serious Photo Shop!

Source: Just Jared

Come on, what is that?


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