How Are They Going To Make This Look Good?

OK I realize there are hair extension people, make-up artists, stylists, spray tanners that will airbrush a 6 pack on in seconds, but this mess is going to put them to the test! Can they airbrush out that double chin? Just remember this picture so when you see her in a few hours, you will really appreciate the level of skill these artists have. Good luck to them, it looks like they have their work cut out for them! Remember to check her teeth for cheetos and her mustache for cheeto dust before she goes out.


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Brad & Lips Step Out At The Toronto Film Festival

After their last few appearances their publicist must have had a meeting when people could see these two were distances apart emotionally. Remember this is the girl who used to make out with her brother on the red carpet, dry hump Billy Bob Thorton and basically ignores Brad. This time it appears she had them in their " yes we are in love mode" and guided them along the way. Here she is directing them.

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Then here they are once they got to the place she told them to pose. Their in their "we're in love and going to adopt 20 more babies mode". It sells more copy to look like that.


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Look at that Alien head of hers! That neck is just bone and flesh. The thing that amazes me is that people still think she has her own breasts. Take a look at that boob, then remember Nicloe Richie when she was at this point. All she had was nipples. She is a Skeletor with fake lips, fake books, fake cheek bones and new eyes and way too much botox. Now do you think if they were real, she would still have anything left to put in a bra? Those are just bags of silicone hanging off her rib cage. I bet she is a real mess naked.

Jennifer Lopez Is Still Trying?

This women just doesn't get it. I'm thinking people are way over her. She lost that years ago. Her movies flop, her CD's flop, her last tour with Skeletor flopped now she puts out this mess. What's up with all the violence? I think she better just quit embarrassing herself and stop trying.

Celebrity Digs~ Usher

Who doesn't like to check out real estate open houses on Sunday? Well, since all is usually quiet on Sunday's I'm starting a new section featuring a celebrity digs. Stop by and take a tour through these multi million dollar mansions and check out the price tags that go along with them!

The first house we are going to tour is far away from the Hollywood glamor. It belongs to Usher and is located in Merriweather Woods, Alpharetta, GA. He is asking $1,950,000.00 for this 8,022 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms. The description is " Luxurious owners suite on main, exquisite detail thru out, terrace, features hair salon, exercise rm, fam rm w/ custom bar, billiard rm & bdrm. Recording std & guest.

Usher married 37 yr old Tameka Foster who already has 3 children and now is pregnant with a baby Usher. Tameka was a stylist that owns the Swanky Image Group and Hides & Dungarees when she hit pay dirt. Now he is selling this house and moving into a bigger house to accommodate her and kids. Heck, he's like Brad Pitt in the math department 1+1+1=6 Good Luck to him with this one.


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Britney Is One Hot Mess

Look at this mess. I think her weave she must do herself! I can't believe she goes out in public looking like this.

The funny thing is she will be on the VMA awards tonight and I am sure not only will Criss Angel be working magic with her but I think her makeup artist's will be the real magicians.


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Nick Is Thanking His Lucky Stars Everynight

What is going on here? Jessica Simpson is getting uglier by the minute. Her face can't get any tighter.Did she get more plastic surgery? Or is she just so shot up with botox that she can't move that man face of hers. I am sure Nick is happy this mess is out of his life.


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Brad & Lips Are NOT Down To Earth Like They Claim

And speaking of the earth, they may run around wanting us all to believe that they take care of their kids alone and they are concerned about the planet and are Green but that is only the image they feed to the media.

Here they are boarding their private jet (that burns 1.7 gallons per mile) for their week long get away. Do they stay in hotels? Oh, no. Of course not. They rented a castle for this little adventure.



Do they have "staff" to take care of the kids, security, cooking,etc? Well, Skankolina wants us to believe she does it all herself. But it sure appears in this pic Lips is no where to be seen and those big white legs on the right side are sure not AJ's sticks she walks on, those belong to one of the kids nannies. It is beyond me why a person would run around collecting children like they are trophey's and not be able to handle them yourself.



It's not that they do these things that I have a problem with, it's that she wants us to believe she is down to earth, does it all and really feels bad for all the orphans so she claims she goes without because of it.

I still remember when she was at the premere for her flop "Mighty Heart" and she showed up in a $20 GoodWill store black velvet dress to look like she is Miss Down to Earth. She did her photo ops and flew off in her private jet afterwards.

Have You Ever Seen A Drunk Elephant?

This is far from the Hollywood drama, but it is funny to see this happen in nature. Enjoy!

Britney Spears Opens The VMA

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Yep, It's confirmed that Britney Spears is the opening act at the VMA's this Sunday.This is her official "comeback".So of course everyone is going to tune in to see if she is wearing panties, or shaving her head,or attacking people with an umbrella. This is like putting out lawn chairs along a track waiting to watch a train wreck.

Perez Hilton Interview With Shar Jackson

If you ever wondered what Shar REALLY thinks of Britney. Pull up a chair and listen to this interview with Perez. Perez does a great job again.

Paris Hilton Prepares For Child Birth

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Well, it seems that the talentless one has a new quest in life. She has announced that she wants to have a "kids" by next year. She said "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

OK so normally one would stop drinking, smoking, doing drugs, eat healthy, etc. In Paris's case, I am thinking she is going to have to tighten up things down there. With all the action and stretching that has occurred over the years from her activities, she is probably afraid that the "kids" would just fall out on the red carpet. The vajayjay is probably a bit loose. But on the bright side, labor should be a breeze.

I'm willing to bet that the baby's Daddy is going to be a Greek Shipping Heir.

Jessica Simpson Shouldn't Do Close Up Shots

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Ummm, maybe a close up shot of Jessica Simpson shouldn't be allowed. I think she needs to follow in her little sisters foot steps and get some serious work done. Nick probably sees her now and thinks " OK who's laughing now?"

Angelina Jolie Shows How Fake She Is Again

Seems that Skankolina forgot the lies she told about her being so concerned about the Katrina people and having to do without. Or was it the lie that her and her brother were feeding the media about why she doesn't eat? (because she goes to the refuge camps and feels bad)Well, she must have forgotten all her concerns as she takes her son to school at Manhattan's ultra-exclusive Lycee Francais de New York on the Upper East Side. They teach the kids in French. Now how practical is that? Who knows how long this kid will be in this school but she is paying $18,000 for him to attend. I'm willing to bet that he will not attend this school for the full 9 months. Seems to be just another way that Skankolina can waste money "trying" to appear exotic again. I bet someone in New Orleans could have put that $18,000 to good use.



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Brad Pitt & Lips Out For More Photo Ops

Can you tell he is promoting a movie? As soon as one of them is promoting some flim they are running around doing charity, going out for a "date", taking the kids shopping for books, etc. Here they are posing for a photo op again. Now first, what family all stands that close unless they are in a hot air balloon ride and second, hace you ever seen an unhappier looking bunch of people?

Brad had said in an interview that they are ready for another. Well, then someone is going to have to learn to walk because they can't carry 5 kids in their arms and these kids seem to like to be carried. Maybe they needs to learn how to smile and be happy before buying more kids. My guess is they will buy one from Africa before her next film begins. That way she will have a couple weeks for the new nanny to get used to the kid before she jets off for her next film.


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Skeletor AKA: Angelina Jolie Steps Out

Skeletor is looking very classy these day. Let's see, bones protruding? Check! Lips inflated like a donkey? Check!Tattoo's plastered all over her exposed skin? Check! Breast Implants in place? Check! Someone elses husband with you? Check! This woman obviously will do anything for attention. You don't see anyone else in Hollywood on the red carpet covered in tattoos and exposing them like this mess.


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What Would A Body Language Expert Say About These Two?

I just wonder what a body language expert would say about these two? It's a far cry from her days of frech kissing her brother in front of the world or the days of her fondling Billy Bob on the red carpet. I'm willing to bet these two have seperate bedrooms and have nothing to do with each other once they leave the carpet. They are actors, we must all remember that. They like to role play. We know that Angelina is a Bisexual so how long could she possibly stick with a man when her longest relationship was with Jenny Shimizu?


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Men Get Airbrushed Too!

Well, we all know that every celebrity in Hollywood not only gets the plastic surgery but they get airbrushed to the point they are not even reconizable. But here as we can see the untouched picture of Brad about a week ago and his new cover. Looks like Brad is having an artist work magic on his mug. This guy have aged 15 yrs since he hooked up with Lips.

Paris's Actually Did Buy The New House

There has been much that that even though Paris said she bought the house in Mulholland Estates, people weren't quite believing it. She is known to have a problem with lieing. (i.e. Oh no I never have done drugs,or Yes, I ordered a hybrid Hummer,etc) Well, the house finally closed and yes, Paris did buy it.However, the house sold for 5.9 million instead of the 6.25 million that her camp had reported that she spent.

Her house(pictured below) did finally close even though it has appraised for less than what she was asking. Her Uncle stated that was because she was selling it with her furniture included and what was supposedly worth $700,000.

More Airbrushed Wonders

Don' you just love to see these before and after pics of the stars? I've come to the conclusion that between the plastic surgeries, fake hair, fake nails, fake false eyelashes and yet they are still getting aitbrushed, no wonder they all look so good.

Perez Hilton Does his Britney Imitation

Celebrity Blogger Perez Hilton does his best Britney imitation to her knew song " Gimme More". He's just better looking than Britney. Her voice sounds like a hamster on crack, but then again it is not her voice, it's a computer synthesized voice.