Paris Hilton Prepares For Child Birth


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Well, it seems that the talentless one has a new quest in life. She has announced that she wants to have a "kids" by next year. She said "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

OK so normally one would stop drinking, smoking, doing drugs, eat healthy, etc. In Paris's case, I am thinking she is going to have to tighten up things down there. With all the action and stretching that has occurred over the years from her activities, she is probably afraid that the "kids" would just fall out on the red carpet. The vajayjay is probably a bit loose. But on the bright side, labor should be a breeze.

I'm willing to bet that the baby's Daddy is going to be a Greek Shipping Heir.

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