2008 Celebrity Predictions

So here we are and I am sending groovy vibes to all of you.2008 has arrived and we are all wondering what the new year holds for us. Well, being that I have a gift of insight, I have made a few predictions. I have 3 lists, one is the 2008 Celebs, the next is 2008 predictions for the world, and lastly is my list that I hope makes you laugh. I also wish that everyone had a dandy end of the year and will have a prosperous & healthy '08.

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2008 Celebrity Predictions
1 ) Britney Spears will loose custody of her kids permanently.

2 ) Britney Spears will get pregnant and have a baby girl.

3) J Lo will try to make another attempt at a come back. Once again it will not work.

4 ) Amy Winehouse will enter rehab.

5 ) Paris Hilton will get pregnant.

6 ) Brad and Angelina will adopt another orphan this year.

7 ) Brad and Angelina will break up later in the year.

8 ) Gweneth Paltrow will have another baby.

9 ) Hillary Duff will get engaged.

10 ) Lindsay Lohan will file bankruptcy.

11 ) Reese and Jake will get engaged.

12 ) Nick and Vanessa will get engaged.

13 ) Kanye West will get engaged.

14 ) Jay Z & B will get engaged.

15 ) Ellen & Portia will have a baby.

16 ) Tom Cruise and Katie will get pregnant and possibly break up by the end of the year.

17 ) Jennifer & Vince will hook up again but then once again will break up, this time for good.

18 ) Jessica Simpson's career will continue to fall apart & Papa Joe Will go to extremes to rekindle it.

19.) Lindsay Lohan will get her 3rd DUI and be forced to serve jail time.

20.) Heather Locklear will get engaged to Jack Wagner.

2008 US & World Predictions
1.) We will see a huge computer failure this year. It will be a complete data center meltdown.

2.) Global warming will continue to get worse to the point that the Governments will have to admit we are in serious trouble.

3.) Hillary Clinton will be the next Pres of the United States.

4.) The world will experience an unusually high number of natural disasters.

5.) The economy will continue to be a challenge.

6.) The housing market will continue to fall to all time record lows.

7.) Gas will hit $4 a gallon by Summer in the US.

8.) Florida will have a large number of hurricanes.

9.) In order to try to save face, Bush will start to pull troops out of Iraq.

10.) The drought will continue to plague the South.


2008 Predictions Of What COULD Happen In Tinsel Town

1.) Matt McConaughey will wear a shirt for the first time.

2.) The Disease Control Center will ask Paris to be their new spokesman.

3.) Ashlee Simpson will open a hoe-down dance studio to teach rodeo clowns how to dance.

4.) Papa Joe & Lynn Spears will team up to start a successful management company to promote talentless Celebs.

5.) It will be discovered that Paris Hilton is a man when she forgets to use tape to tape it down. During one of her planned "crotch shots" the world meets Tinker Balls for the first time.

6.) Photos will be leaked of Angelina walking Brad around their house with a leash and wearing diapers.

7.) Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Jessica & Ashlee are all invited host an event and instead of arriving in a limo they arrived in a short bus. It was OK because none of them noticed the difference. They have all ridden short buses in the past.

8.) JLo has to have a C section because when she is going to give birth they discover that the babies booties are too big and they are afraid it will get stuck.

9.) Pam Anderson's undergoes the first successful vagina replacement surgery.

10.) Following in Woody Allen's foot steps (who married his adopted daughter), Angelina Jolie will end up marrying Maddox.