Britney's Underground Escape With Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil the media ho went to visit the drama queen Britney. I am sure he went out of concern, right? Well, word is that she might be appearing on his show on Monday. Aren't lawyers supposed to be the ambulance chasers? My bet is on she won't show. If she can't get to court, how's she going to make it to a show where he is going to tell her straight what she is doing wrong???

Evidently something got Brit going again and she reportedly ripped out her IV and demanded she be released. They released her and she fled through a tunnel with Dr. Phil accompanying her. What a money shot that would have been. One with crazed eyes, doll hair, and DiVinci veneers and the other has no hair, dollar signs in his eyes and super sized DiVinci veneers. Britney then eveidently drove home.

3 hours later the gates of The Summit opened and Britney emerged. Then she spotted the paparazzi and went back home. Already on the prowl, the nut is out.....Kfed better hire extra guards. You know she will be coming for him.


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