See this is how you make video's when you can't sing or dance. Notice how they are short few second clips of her. This way she can lip sync her way through the video and all the dancing is done by dancers not the Hoe down Queen.
Papa Joe must be proud of his plastic baby.
Showing posts with label Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Jessica Simpson Sells Pizza But Won't Eat It
Papa Joe better teach his oldest lip syncing daughter to keep her big injected lips shut. Jessica Simpson stars in the Pizza Hut commercials. Walking around like a hooker trying to offer her customers Cheesy Bites pizza.
Then does an interview with Elle magazine and tells them that she doesn't eat pizza because she is allergic to cheese, wheat and tomatoes.
Then does an interview with Elle magazine and tells them that she doesn't eat pizza because she is allergic to cheese, wheat and tomatoes.
Jessica Simpson Jinxes The Dallas Cowboys Game
Jessica Simpson the famous lip syncing, Papa Joe's cash cow was spotted at the Dallas Cowboys football game. She is now chasing down Tony Romo ( #9) so she wore his number, fondled her fake doll hair and tried her best to look like she was concerned and understood the game. She was probably contemplating why they call it foot ball when the ball is looks nothing like a foot.
She cheered her new love on to a 10-6 loss against the Philly Eagles.
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She cheered her new love on to a 10-6 loss against the Philly Eagles.
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Jessica Simpson Wants to Bare It All?
Yes, you heard it right. There has been a change of plans. Do you remember a few months back when Papa Joe stated that Jessica and her plastic funbags were offered a role and she would have to do nude scenes and that the role was turned down because she was going to earn her Oscar with her clothes on. (OK stop laughing)
Well, I guess they have seen the light or maybe Papa Joe wants his chance to see her"rack" (as he actually refers to it as)on screen.
This hot mess is looking at a role that would require full frontal nudity. It's probably some cheap Porno movie and she didn't figure that out yet.
So here is a recent pic of Jessica. Think she is going to have to have a body double?
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Well, I guess they have seen the light or maybe Papa Joe wants his chance to see her"rack" (as he actually refers to it as)on screen.
This hot mess is looking at a role that would require full frontal nudity. It's probably some cheap Porno movie and she didn't figure that out yet.
So here is a recent pic of Jessica. Think she is going to have to have a body double?
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Ashlee Simpson's Much Anticipated CD Outta My Head
I am sure you are already lining up at the stores for this new lip syncing, computer generated song. OK well maybe not but Ibet she can sell as many CD's as JLo did on her last CD. (57,000) Here is a sample. It's not bad but I am sture it will still be headed to the sale rack real soon.
What Does Ashlee Simpson & Michael Jackson Have In Common?
Ashlee is looking more and more like a plastic doll each time I see her. She is still playing the "stupid card" and when asked about plastic surgery she replies " maybe I did, maybe I didn't" then giggles like Paris. Now she has cute little curled up lips, a dimple in her chin and her nose and getting narrower and pointier each time I see a pic. Someone else has that too. A dimple in the chin and a little pointy nose??? Hmmm? Oh yeah, it's Michael Jackson. I think he said he didn't have any plastic surgery either.No, actually he admitted to 1 nose job. The rest is natural, just like Ashlee.
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Jessica Simpson Chasing Tony Romo
Jessica Simpson is now chasing Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. It was reported that the two were spotted at Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood Saturday night.
The two were talking when suddenly Jessica leaned over and kissed him. Obviously wanted people to see she she did her attack in a crowded club.
He was linked romantically linked with country singer Carrie Underwood. What is he thinking????Carrie is beautiful,educated, natural and really can sing and is on of the most successful singers out there today and he dumped her for a lip syncing, injected lipped, plastic funbags, who can't act and can't sing? She must have shown him one of her moves Daddy Joe taught her like this one in the pic!
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The two were talking when suddenly Jessica leaned over and kissed him. Obviously wanted people to see she she did her attack in a crowded club.
He was linked romantically linked with country singer Carrie Underwood. What is he thinking????Carrie is beautiful,educated, natural and really can sing and is on of the most successful singers out there today and he dumped her for a lip syncing, injected lipped, plastic funbags, who can't act and can't sing? She must have shown him one of her moves Daddy Joe taught her like this one in the pic!
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