Brangelina Parody- "Adopt Me Too" Music Video

This took some creative thinking. I love it!

Celebrity Digs Sunday's~ Dr. 90210


Dr 90210 Rober Rey and his whiney, toothpick wife, Haley purchased this house is 2005. It is located on 2620 Hutton Dr. Beverly Hills, California. The asking price was $4,900,000 but Dr. Rey paid about 4.5 million.

It is 6,217 sq ft. and features 5 bedrooms and 5 baths.

Dr. Rey bought this house from Hollywood bombshell Rachel Welch in October of 2005. She originally had purchased the house from comedian Jeff Foxworthy in 1997 but the records do not indicate what she paid for the home at the time. The decorations in these pictures are that of Rachel Welch's. I am sure that Haley hired an anorexic designer to hang out with and decorate the house while they licked a piece of celery for lunch.

Britney Gets A Cop To Escort Her Into Starbucks

I'm sure she drove herself to Starbucks. Instead of escorting her into Starbucks, shouldn't he be arresting her for driving without a license? This girl will do anything for attention. HEY TAKE MY PICTURE! I'M FAMOUS! LOOK AT ME!

Paris Visit With David Letterman Didn't Quite Go Like She Planned

Our dear parasite stopped by David Letterman to promote her perfume, her clothing line, her movie, her singing, etc. David being the pro that he is, controlled the interview in a hilarious way. She tries to get him to talk about her nonsense but he bringsit right back to what he wants to talk about.I bet Paris won't come back to his show for a very LONG time. This show will be one of his classics.

Re Think Your Ink~ Laser Tattoo Removal

Well we all know Kat Von D in LA Ink and we all have a tattoo we regret or know someone who has a tattoo they regret. Now you can take care of the problem easily and inexpensively!

Louis Vuitton's $52,000 Purse

This Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork bag was released to show the ultimate in over the top, tasteless crap that the rich buy.

Louis Vuitton used 14 bags to cut them apart and piece them together to make this "rare" bag. Only 24 of these things were made and yes, Beyonce had to have one. I wonder if she got it home and said " What was I thinking?" and now it is buried in her closet.


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Angelina Jolie Takes The Mole Baby Out Again

Poor Shiloh is like a mole baby. When she is allowed out of the cave the poor kid's eyes can't even adjust to the sunlight.

I am just glad this kid looks like Brad. Remember Skankolina is the product of multiple plastic surgeries so it's better that she takes after Brad.

Mommy Skank took her out for a "photo op" shopping in NYC then I am sure she was whisked back in a private car to her nannies to care for her.


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Kelly Rippa Yesterday in NYC

Wow,some people really shouldn't be out and about without any makeup and Kelly Rippa is one of them. Amazing what a great make up artist can accomplish! Seeing this makes me know there is hope for me! If only I could have a makeup artist follow me around too!


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Britney Is Just Too Disgusting

This girl really needs help. This pic was taken at Starbucks in Malibu yesterday and I am betting she drove since you don't see anyone with her. (still no license but remember that law is for the commoners)

Plus would someone please tell her she is not 16 and has a tight belly any longer? Besides the fact that she goes out dressed like a pig with price tags, pockets hanging out,etc. She should NOT be wearing anything like this or posing so that her shirt goes up to bare that enourmous jelly belly.

Hire a stylist Britney! We know you can't be embarrassed but you are embarrassing the rest of us for you!



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Britney Plays Paparazzi In Burbank

Don't you just wonder what goes on in her little mind each day? I think instead of trying to come up with some new "thing" for the day, maybe she should think about why she is driving with no license. Which leads me to my next question, WHERE ARE THE COPS????? Do they not see that she is still driving? Put down the doughnuts and Starbucks and go arrest this girl. She is an accident waiting to happen.

Ashlee Simpson Lies About Her Nose Job

Well, not like this is the first time she has lied but Ashlee has finally admitted she had a nose job. She said it was to help her breathe better. Looks like Papa Simpson must have problems breathing too.

If you recall her lip syncing hoe down on SNL she blamed that on her band and then finally came out and said it was from acid reflux.

I wonder what she can blame her breast implants on or her lip injections? Why can't they all just be like Sharon Osbourne and say " Yes, I have had this,this, this and this done and here is the Dr. who did it? I guess they think we beleive them.


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Why Would You Think Britney Is Doing Drugs?


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Britney never goes a day without amazing us with her never ending antics. But I would think that even in her dazed and crazed little mind, she has to be able to look at the pictures and realize that maybe, just maybe there is a reason people are thinking she does drugs. What do you think?

Paris Follows In Angelina Jolie's Foot Steps

Paris is on major damage control. She is trying to follow in fellow trainwreck Angelina Jolie's foot steps. Angelina went from french kissing her brother in front of camera's and cutting herself during sex with her multiple sex partners to a good will ambassador. So if it worked for her, it can work for anyone.

Paris said she will visit Africa this fall as she intends to use her celebrity image to highlight the global causes.

"There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," Hilton said.

Scott Lazerson of the organization Playing for Good, which is an organization that helps entertainment personalities become involved in charities, originally invited Hilton to Rwanda so since she is trying to rebuild her image, this will be good for her image.

Hilton said her journey to Rwanda will not be her last visit to other countries. I wonder if she will come home with arms full of orphans like Jolie does.





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Why Is Britney Still Driving?

Friday Britney was charged with driving without a valid license and it was revealed that she has never had a drivers license. Then Monday there she was, driving around with her tots in the back seat. They seemed to be hanging on for dear life! So far from these stars we have learned that we don't need to have a license (Britney), we can carry cocaine (Lindsay Lohan)if we are speeding without a license to Las Vegas and get pulled over and don't have a license, don't worry because the cops will not ask for your license and they will just let you go (Britney) The list goes on. But these stars are proving to us that there really are a double set of standards that the stars live by.


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Angelina Jolie Wants Maddox Flying At 14

Angelina Jolie is now saying that she has hope that Maddox will be flying when he hits 14. A source has reported that : "Angelina told me, 'I want to get Maddox into planes at a certain age - piloting his own by 14. He's cool, anyway. When we were in Namibia, he just fell in love with flying. Maddox has that natural performer thing. Pax isn't like that.' "



Ummm, so if a kid is cool then they have what it takes to be a pilot and a pilot needs to be a natural performer???? Very odd.



I really wonder when was the last time she or Brad flew their own plane. You know she would have had the paparazzi there for the photo op. I think Brad got his license when they first hooked up and then we never heard another word about flying again.

Is Jennifer Lopez AKA JHo Preggers or Just Fat?

It's hard to tell if JHo is preggers or if she is just eating up all of Skeletor's food. Word is she is expecting twins. I'm still not convinced. She will do anything to get people to pay attention to her anymore since everything bombs. Maybe she is just wearing fat dresses to get people talking and get the much needed press that she can't seem to get anymore.

She could trick us and carry the twins in her ass and we would never know. Stay tuned and we'll let you know if Skeletor is going to be a father again.



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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Implant

Well, looks like Lindsay Lohan is trying to get our attention and uses her implant to do it. They look like water balloons ready to pop.

Word is that she is getting out of rehab this weekend. I wonder how long it will be until she is back drinking again?

You know her and Britney will be battling to get the most coverage. Grab a bowl of popcorn and sit back. This is going to get good.



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Posh Turns Into A Pussycat Doll



Victoria is joining the Pussy Cat Dolls on tour later this year. Word is that she is doing it in order to win over American audiences. The dolls have have been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in the USA. She would be a perfect person for the group to draw that attention they need.

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Britney's Is All Wrapped Up


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New Extensions and a Charmin Toilet Paper Dress is all it takes to get Britney "fashion ready" for her daily shopping spree. Looks like she got tired of taking along her boys and she is back to flying solo on these outings.

Is it just me or does it look like maybe she is having her body guard do her extenstions?

OJ's Update~ His Victim Was A Stalker

It seems like OJ's victim has a very questionable past. He was not only a stalker, but he also threatened to kill a cop's family.

The longer this goes on, the crazier it sounds and the more of a set up it seems like. I know we all want to believe that OJ is going to do time and that OJ is guilty but with a little research you will have to agree that it really looks like he was set up.

The Smoking Gun has the victim's information posted. Click HERE to read the entire article.

Britney Update & Body Guard Interview

The latest recap of Britney's past week as well as the much talked about interview with her Body Guard. I think she thinks he will just go away but Gloria Allred is a media ho and she is always looking for a chance to get a photo taken of her plastic face. Book deal? Movie deals? These are always what she is looking for. Remember first appeared with Amber Frey and yes, Amber got a book deal and a movie deal and Allred was in the middle of all of those deals.So Allred can smell a deal and she is not going to let this body guard stop talking.

Stealing Chips?

This has nothing to do with Celebs,but it is great entertainment with your Monday morning cup of Starbucks. Enjoy!

Britney Is Getting Crazier And Crazier


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Reading about Britney is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. Just when we think that it can't get worse, she goes and surprises us again. This is a great article that tells us just how bad she is. This girl really,really needs help and she really needs to do the right thing and give those kids up.

Click here and you decide.

Angelina Jolie Set To Adopt An Orphan From Burma

Well, word is that Skankolia is at it again. This time she is going to buy an orphan from Burma. Word is that she already has contacted officials there and told them she wants to adopt and they are looking for a child for her. A source said, "Angelina feels she is barely making a dent in the suffering she sees throughout the Third World as she travels incognito to different countries as a United Nations representative. OMG now when does Angelina ever travel incognito? She has all her nannies, body guards, security,etc.

They alsosaid "She wants to step up her action in what she calls Red Alert areas, the most seriously troubled, war-torn areas in the world. She's in talks to go into Burma and help with students and AIDS victims who are suffering terribly." You know what that means. Her posing with a scarf on her head, looking serious and jotting notes in her notebook. Take some pics then off on her private jet she goes. Great PR move.

Now my question is, if they can't take all the kids out now without help, why would they get more? I just don't get it. Funny how they always do this around the opening of one of their movies.

Nicole Richie Shows Her Belly In Hawaii

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden celebrate her birthday Hawaiian style in Maui.That belly seems to have grown over night. She looks amazing with a little weight on her. Pregnancy seems to agree with her. Let's hope her anorexic days are behind her.


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OJ Simpson Seems To Have Been Set Up



This story just keep getting crazier and crazier. It seems that the tipster that tipped him off about the supposed items that the dealers had was also the same man who somehow got ahold of Anna Nicole Smith's Diaries. It seems this man has his paws in evertyhing he can.

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Skankolina's Tatto List~This Woman Is Not Normal

Well, she seems to have another fetish. Ink and nonsense.
*note the size of those donkey lips. Somehow her "natural" lips have seemed to deflated now since she is playing the hard working Mom role.

Well,here is the list of her tattoos then and now:

First is the list of the ones she has had covered or removed: (7)· A dragon on her left arm.
· "Billy Bob", the name of her former husband Billy Bob Thornton, on her left arm
· A Japanese character for courage (勇) which matched a tattoo of her first husband Jonny Lee Miller, now covered by the Tennessee Williams quote.
· A Japanese character for death (æ­»), now covered by the prayer for her son.
· An unidentified tattoo both Thornton & Jolie shared. It was on her right forearm, now covered by the "strength of will" tattoo.
· A dragon she got in Amsterdam while drunk, now covered by the Latin cross.
· A small window on her lower back. On Inside the Actors Studio, she explained that she covered this tattoo, because, while she used to spend all of her time looking out through windows wishing to be outside, she now lives there all of the time.



Next is a PARTIAL list of what she has on her body now:


· The lower case letter "h" (for her brother James Haven) on the inside of her left wrist.
· "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" (Tennessee Williams) on her left forearm.
· "XIII" (number 13 in Roman numerals) on her left forearm.
· Coordinates representing the locations where she adopted Maddox (N11° 33' 00" E104° 51' 00"), Zahara (N09° 02' 00" E038° 45' 00"), Pax (N10° 46' 00" E106° 41' 40") and where her and Brad Pitt's child Shilo was born at (S22° 40' 26" E014° 31' 40") on her left arm which cover up her "Billy Bob" tattoo.
· (Arabic for "strength of will") on her right forearm.
· "Quod me nutrit me destruit" (Latin for "What nourishes me also destroys me") several inches below her navel
· A tilted Latin cross on the lower left of her abdomen.
· "Know your rights" just under her neck between her shoulders.
· A prayer of Buddhist Sanskrit symbols for her son Maddox on her left shoulder which covers up the old Japanese "death" tattoo.
· A large Asian tiger on her back.
· A dragon under the tiger.
· Two pointy black tribal designs on the lower part of her back.
· The letter M on the palm of her hand for her deceased mother Marcheline Bertrand

Celebrity Digs Sundays~Nicky Hilton

Nicky Hilton bought this house located Hollywood Hills just above the Sunset Strip located at 1307 Sierra Alta Way in Los Angeles, California. The asking price was $2,995,000 (list price) but she paid 2.8 million.
It is 4,293 square feet and features 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms.

The Description states that it is a spacious living rm, formal dining rm, gourmet kitchen with huge island, 4 ovens, roomy pantry & built-in refrigerator. Dramatic master suite w/ 2 huge closets & 2 master bathrms. All rooms lead to an enchanting outdoor area with pool, waterfall, fireplace & huge yard. Additionally there is a family rm/den, gym & sauna! Large circular driveway w/ plenty of parking !!

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Joe Francis "Girls Gone Wild" Is Still In Jail??

Joe Francis from "Girls Gone Wild" has released this letter from jail. To be honest, I didn't know he was still "IN" jail. It's scary since this is a civil case he is waiting for not a criminal case. Anyway, here is the letter as well as a link to read the complete story.

Wonder why all his Hollywood buddies have abandoned him? I guess there are bigger stories like Britney's antics to focus on.

From: Joe Francis
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2007 9:56 AM
To: Joe Francis
Subject: A letter from Joe Francis

Dear Friends and Colleagues,

As most of you know, for nearly the past six months I have been in jail. What you may not know is the full story of why. I have patiently maintained my silence during my stay in jail because I believed in the American judicial process. I am sad to say that in recent months, this belief has begun to erode. The system that I believed would protect and exonerate me has instead been used in far more troubling ways.

Since this ordeal began, most of you have contacted me to ask if there was anything you could to do help. I greatly appreciate your kind expressions of love and support. Now there is something you can do, which may be very helpful to me. Please click on the link below to read a full account of my legal situation. I'm sure that once you learn the story for yourself and understand the circumstances that have brought me to this point, you'll be as outraged as I am. The scariest thing about my situation is not that it's happening to someone you know, but that it could just as easily happen to you. I never expected my life to be a cautionary tale, but if revealing the truth behind my circumstances can help one other person avoid being grievously mishandled by the justice system, then it is worth telling.

I hope you will forward this link to your contact list, encourage your friends to read it and ask them to pass it along further.

Your friend,
Joe

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Britney Again? Now What?


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Britney's body guard submitted an sworn testimony of what he witnessed while working for Britney but for some reason no one called him to testify and no one opposed what he said. So he is speaking out to let the public know just want is going on with her. Those kids need to be taken away from her now.

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Amy Winehouse Joins The Ranks Of The New Role Models

Let's see who our kids role models are. Crazy Britney, Parasite Hilton, Skankolina Jolie, Lindsey Blohan and now this one? She is actually making money looking like this and singing one song about not wanting to go to rehab with a anorexic body covered in tattoo's.


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Britney Gets Charged For Her Hit And Run

Today Britney left her attorney's office, Sorrell Trope, in tears. She was charged with hit and run and driving without a valid California drivers license. She goes to court on Oct.10th and could get as much as 6 months if convicted. That probably translates into 30 minutes in jail if handled through the Hollywood Courts.

Usmagazine.com asked what state Spears might have a valid driver's license in and city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan replied: "Not in California." He would not confirm if Spears even had a valid driver's license in any state. He did say,"According to DMV records in California, no license has ever been issued to her,he said.

So when she got pulled over heading to Las Vegas for wreckless driving and speeding, they didn't notice she didn't have a license? We know they let her go since she claimed she was out running the paprazzi but they didn't bother to check her license? Hmmmm? I didn't know we can now drive without a license.


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They courts will see the video of Britney, hitting the car, asking the paparazzi if she "hurt her car" getting out and hitting the car with her door, walking to the front and looking at her car and never even glancing at the car she hit. That pretty much shows how she feels she does nothing wrong.

The owner of the car,Kim Robard-Rifkin, a 59-year-old registered nurse, waited until Aug 9th to file a police report when Britney didn't bother contacting her.
Three days after the accident, the owner of the other vehicle, Kim Robard-Rifkin, filed a police report,and investigators later determined that Spears does not have a license, officials said.

Kim Robard-Rifkin said she learned it was Spears who had hit her car through a video posted on the celebrity Web site CelebTV.com

She said she was "sort of amused and sort of shocked" when she learned Spears was the source of the damage

"I simply want my car fixed, the same as I would fix somebody's car if I had done that," Robard-Rifkin had said.

Britney Shows Off Her Parenting Skills

Leave it to Britney to prove she is a good parent and spends time with her sons by hauling one of them around while she shops. This way the paparazzi catching the bonding moments on film for the tabloids. She can't stand to not have her picture taken. Who in their right mind would expose a child to swarms of paparazzi taking pictures. I would think that is scary to a child. The only other one I can think of that thrives on that attention and exposes her children to that is Angelina Jolie. They both probably get their pics taken parading around with the kid and then hand the kid off the the nanny as soon as they can get away from the paparazzi.


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Angelina Jolie Clears Up Questions About Her Past Sex Life

Show Biz Tonight reported that Angelina Jolie wanted to clear up any thoughts that she is a man eater with men and sex. She said " I have only slept with 4 men in my life and I married 2 of them".

OK so that means Brad is the 3rd one and so she only slept with 1 more? Who was it? Her Brother? If you believe this one then you probably also believe that she donates the money from the photo sales to charity.

I wonder when she is going to reveal how many women she slept with?

Amy Winehouse At The Mobo Awards

Amy seems to be giving the same type of performance as Britney gives. I think theses two have alot in common.

Diddy's "Unforgivable"Censored Commerical

Diddy's commercial has been banned from TV fpr being too hot, but it doesn't stop them from getting the commercial seen. Thanks to You tube, here it is. When you think of all the things we watch on TV, I don't see why this needed to be censored.

Britney "Gimme More" Parody

Kim Kardashian's Upcoming Playboy Cover

Kim Kardashian's is all ready for her Playboy cover to hit the stands in December. From reports they are saying that this is the biggest spread that they have ever done, 12 pages of plastic, implanted fun.

Kim is only flashing one boob and showing off her big, implanted bootie. She is trying to act "shy" which is ironic since there was that "accidental realease" of her Ray J sex tape was shown all over the Internet.

So I have no idea why she suddenly is playing the shy, virgin. We have already seen her implants and her vajayjay so what else is there to see? Maybe an ovary?

These girls (Britney, Paris, Lindsey,etc) all release porno tapes or run around with no panties on and make sure it ends up in the tabloids and then play the shy little girl, victum role. I guess it sells better for them. Funny how her tape got out in the same way her good friend Paris's did.


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OJ's Lastest Arrest

Well,looks like OJ is back in hot water again.There is just something about this that seems questionable. There are 3 dealers involved here. 2 are the ones who filed the complaints and who supposedly were attacked and then there was the other one who set it up and tipped off OJ who just happened to show up with a recording device and escorted OJ to the dealers room then sold the recording to TMZ. Am I the only one that thinks this all looks suspicious? Click here
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OJ Simpson Arrested Again

Britney Warning Signs Are Posted!

Star Magazine reported recently"What's even sadder are claims that Britney drinks heavily at night, which usually results in her passing out," the close source adds. "The nanny also told Kevin and his attorney that she had 'seen Ms. Spears take pills — they are in prescription bottles.' But what kind of pills they are is unclear."

And, the source reports, one of her bodyguards swears that Britney is drinking cocktails out of water bottles. "He says he's seen Britney take prescription medication and drink. She has wandered through the house naked and in various states of undress, sometimes in front of the boys." A second bodyguard has sworn in an affidavit that Britney "drinks at all hours of the day," the source tells Star. "She does drink in front of the boys. She drinks everything she's got in her bar at home — Patrón tequila, champagne, vodka, Baileys, rum, Scotch."



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Britney Ignores Judges Order Not To Drink Or Do Drugs

Just a few hours after the judge ordered Brit to not drink and to not do drugs, Brit was out partying and just ignored the judges orders.

Is McPhee Playing Hide The Stinky Finger Game?

Ummm, OK let's hear the explanation of what she was doing here? Looks to me like she is not real happy the camera caught her with her hand in the cookie jar. I sure she washed her hands after that bit of exploring.


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When Models Take A Tumble

Whoever said blondes can't chew gum and walk at the same time must have meant models can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Well, come to think of it they probably aren't even chewing gum.

Is Angelina Spawning Again?

Angelina Jolie was spotted in Venice and it looks like she has spawned again. Now even Nicloe Richie is eating now that she is pregnant so let's see if Angelina cares for the fetus and feeds it.

I wonder why she would spawn again when she doesn't even like to touch the one she already has.

If she is pregnant again then I am going to predict that 4 will turn into 6 because she will adopt another orphan from Iraq or some other country that can get her more attention.

Soon they will be a family of 7, they can't even handle the ones they have.



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Angelina Jolie Vajayjay Mouth Pics

As much as every man wants to believe that Skankolina's lips are natural and her beauty is natural, here are some heart breaking comparison pics for you.


Before her nose surgery. Notice the ball on the end of it:


This pic is of her Before lips and her first nose job


This one is the grand finale. Eyes redone, cheek implants, lips like a donkey and nose chiseled like a Roman Goddess.It just goes to show you that for 100K, miracles can happen.

Amy Winehouse Wasn't Always A Mess

Amy in 2004 was looking pretty normal. She had breasts, hips, full legs and shiny normal hair and wasn't covered with tattoos. She was actually attractive.

I'm not thinking she is working out and running to get this thin. She's either on the Angelina Jolie diet or she is on the Kate Moss diet or possibly both or possibly they are all on the same diet.


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Alyssa Milano Needs Some Wax

Wow, what's going on here? Looks like Alyssa needs to get to a Spa or the Salon ASAP. Hasn't anyone one told her that Chewbacca arms are not hot. Other than that, she is looking good.


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Christina and Baby Perform With Tony Bennet

Christina Aguilera and Tony Bennett performed a duet of the song "Steppin' Out (With My Baby)" at last nights 59th annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. The two singers first performed the song live together on the 2006 Emmy-winning special "Tony Bennett: An American Classic" which won many Emmy's last night.

Christina looked radiant and perfectly coiffed as she performed. Her "bump" was covered but she seemed to be carefully choosing her steps as she performed.



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Britney Wants To Get Her Sexy Back



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OK Magazine reports: "Brit's in damage control mode now. She's been talking to the folks at Maxim about doing a photo shoot," a friend of the pop princess tells OK! exclusively, referring to the popular men's magazine that has been a career-boosting showcase for celebrities like Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. "She wants to be on the cover as quickly as they can shoot her."
Britney's decision to go for men's magazine cover stardom is based solely on her past success with selling herself as an object of desire. "It's worked for her since the video for 'Baby One More Time,' " an industry insider explains to OK!. "The last thing she did that really reminded America of her allure was her sexy Rolling Stone cover from October 2003, so the idea of another high-profile cover is completely logical."And considering that Lindsay Lohan, the only celeb in Brit's age range who could argue for having had a worse 2007, was the unlikely choice to top Maxim's Hot 100 list this year (Britney didn't make the cut), she sees the magazine as being a welcoming place for her right now. "She sits around reading Maxim all the time," the friend reveals to OK!.

Sure hope someone tells Maxim not to let her eat fried chicken and have her put her dog in a carrier to avoid mishaps like the OK shoot.

Celebrity Digs Sunday~ Tommy Lee


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This home located at 24359 La Masina Court in Calabasas, California was purchased by Tommy Lee on July 6, and that the transaction was recorded on August 13.

The asking price on the home was $6,750,000 but no word yet on what the buying price was. Tommy did however take out a mortgage for $4,280,000

Records show that the house is 8,841, square feet, and features 6 bedrooms 7.5 bathrooms and was redone in 2005. It also has a 3,000 sq ft underground garage that will house 12 cars. The home features a three story atrium with koi pond and spa, indoor gardens with a retractable roof, full gym, a professional movie theater, 2 kitchens, including one which is a catering/wine tasting kitchen complete with stone floors and oak kegs, and a piano shaped pebble-tech pool with a "party spa for 10" and walnut and travertine floors, granite slabs, copper doors, etched glass, wrought iron accents, and beamed ceilings.The house sits on a 0.67-acre lot

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Britney's VMA Appearances Throughout The Years

Sit back, grab a cup of coffee and take a look at how Britney has transformed throughout the years. This absolutely shows us that it was not that she didn't have enough practice, or she was upset that she fired her hair stylist. Something else was going on for sure. Enjoy!














Kanye West On Ellen Degeneres 9/14/07

Kanye speaks out on the VMA's, the behind the scenes video of him exploding, Britney's importance to music, his battle with Fiddy and his appearance on the upcoming Emmy's. Check it out!

Celebrity Dirt Checks In About The VMA's

MK On Conan

The 3 B's Are Growing for Christina

Wow, Christina is really showing now. The boobs, the bump and the baby all seem to be growing quickly. Good for her. I just hope that the baby takes after Mom.


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No Hip Surgery For Zahara

For the last few days websites have been claiming that they carry Zahara all the time due she had to have hip surgery because of a hip problem . Well, Brad's reps confirmed that it is NOT TRUE. I guess they haven't noticed that Angelina was still carrying Maddox around everywhere and he was 5. So only stopped when she got too many kids to carry. She uses those little anorexic arms of hers to carry two kids at a time. I am willing to bet once the cameras aren't there, the kids are walking.


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So Tell Me She Has Real Boobs!

There is not chance that this woman would have any boobs at all with a skeleton body like she has. She claims she is eating fried eggs and fried sausage everyday. Well if she is eating like that and is like skeletor then she must have one mean tape worm.


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Happy Birthday to Amy Winehouse who turns 24 today!

Want To Talk About A Fire Crotch?

Well, this is a very disturbing Fire Crotch. This picture should come with a warning label. Carrot Top is looking awfully scary these days.


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Jenna Jameson Got Her Impants Removed?

Retired porn star Jenna Jameson wants to break into real acting so she retired from the porn industry and claims she got her implants removed. Well, I hate to break it to her but the Dr. must have forgot and left 2 smaller saggy ones in the old ones place. One look at this picture tells me that she is destined for big things. I am sure every director in Hollywood is ready to sign her as a leading lady.

Let's see how she stacks up against someone like Angelina Jolie. Tattoos? Check, Implants that she claims are real? Check! Injected lips? Check! Anorexic? Check! Multiple Sex Partners at the same time? Check! Loves to have sex with women? Check! Hey it worked for Angelina Jolie. Looks like all she is missing is a few orphans and she can pick them up cheap and make millions off selling the pics! Jenna Jameson is on her way!


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Angelina Jolie's New Japanese Commercial

Skankolina's got a new commercial out. I guess since her movies flop and she hasn't bought any more orphans to sell their pictures, she has to make money some how.

They must have done some serious photo shop on this because she doesn't look like Skeletor. The magic of film.

Brit Asks To Meet F Ked Over the Custody Battle

Britney had her lawyer call K fed and his lawyers for a meeting yesterday in regards to the custody hearing. She wants to come to some sort of agreement to avoid court.

They met and it appears no agreement was reached because Kfed wants his boys. KFed is not asking for more money. It is not about the money, he wants his boys safe and from what we can see for Britney's behavior since they split up, her mothering skills are questionable. A source said, "He's not going for additional child support in the court papers that were filed. It's not about the money." The custody hearing is scheduled next week.



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Perez Hilton Spoof Britney's Crying Fan

Well, I personally love Perez Hilton so to me this is just him at his best! Enjoy!

Brit's Handlers Make More Excuses

Yahoo Music News reported that Spears popped anti-depressants before VMAs

"Britney Spears was fed anti-depressant drugs minutes prior to her lacklustre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday after a heated row with a hair stylist.

The tormented pop star angrily disapproved of the chosen hairstyle for her comeback at the Las Vegas ceremony and flew into "blind panic", according to reports.

A doctor was dispatched to the Palms Casino resort to give the star prescription drugs.

A source tells The Sun, "Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective.

"The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic.

"She knew she hadn't rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career - then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw.

"She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone - including her stylist."

Whatever! She is getting more and more like Paris Hilton ever day. Excuses, excuses. First of all if they gave them to her "minutes before" nothing would have happened. They take 20 minutes AND most antidepressants have to build up to a therapeutic level to work so she would have to take them for days before any results. Also, why would a Dr. give her enough of anything to "floor an elephant" knowing she was going to out perform? AND just because they dispatched to get the Palms Dr. does he always come running with antidepressants or would they have had to get a prescription filled?

Once again they are just working over time trying to make up excuses for her behavior. They have blamed in on the manager, blamed it on her heel breaking but then it somehow got fixed by the end of the routine. They have blamed it on Sarah Silverman's jokes, blamed it on her hair stylists, Who else?

Hey how about just admitting you were high/drunk and go into rehab? She'll be more famous after, it works every time.

1 Year Anniversary Of His Death For Daniel, Anna Nicole Smith's Son.


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Sept 10th marked the 1 year anniversary of Daniels death just 3 days after his baby sister Dannilynn was born.

Anna's Hoe Down Mama Vergie couldn't resist the chance for 15 minutes of fame again and she flew to the Bahamas to put a bunch of high quality plastic flowers on his and Anna's grave.

She took with her a photographer and news team from Splash to capture the touching moments. I wonder how much she sold that photo op for or did they just have to cover her expenses? I bet she put on her best polyester dress and plastic Velcro shoes and did a hoe down shuffle on top of the graves for the cameras.

In the picture you can see her plastic daffodils and the other 2 bouquets are from Howard who also stopped by (alone) that evening to put flowers on their graves.

Guess Who Owns This?

Is it just me or is that the oddest looking bootie you have ever seen? I think maybe it is a pillow in her pants in case she slips on the run way.

This picture is enough to make Kim Kardasian run back to the plastic surgeon to get bigger implants.


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Got any ideas of who could possibly own this?


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It's none other than JHo bouncing down the runway at her "Sweetface" fashion show. Looks like those are headed to a Kmart store near you!

Looks Like Britney Is Moooooving On


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Well, Britney & Kevin finally closed the deal on their home at 3200 Retreat Court Malibu California. They sold it for 10 million but estimates are showing that the buyer got a very good deal. It looks like it is worth almost 12 million! Britney and Kevin were originally asking 13.5 million but had to lower the price. The house is 8 bedroom, 8 bath and is 9,130 sq ft. and it is reported was purchased by a producer.

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Opps She Did It Again

Britney's hair stylist, Ken Paves is speaking out on what happened that night of the VMA's.

First it is reported that “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous. The production people at MTV were freaking out. Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.”

Then Ken Ken had flown in to do Britney's hair and it was 30 minutes before she was set to go out and she said " you are annoying me, get out". Ken said that was the toned down version so she did her hair herself. Ken made the decision to leave at that point.

She also reportedly refused to let a stylist dress her and she did it herself. So she really has no one else but herself to blame on her appearance.
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Paris Plans To Adopt


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Looks like Paris isn't plannng on using her child bearing hips to "have kids next year" Paris has told Closer Magazine that she wants to "four blonde girls."

It is being reported that "Paris has been saying, ''You don't need a husband to have babies' There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes."

"She's been telling people, “I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world"'

I remember recently she said "next year I want to have kids". So she must mean plural as in multiple. You know, like how she walks around with multiple dogs.

She'll buy 4 kids like Angelina Jolie has and then in true AJ fashion, hire a team of nannies, nurses and security to care for them. All Paris will have to do is take one out at a time for photo ops like AJ does.

The only difference is that AJ is trying to create her "rainbow family" as she puts it and Paris is just shallow enough to say she only wants cute blonde girls.

She must be afraid to pass on her genes and have girls with man feet, man hands, wonky eyes and noses that look like a penis. Didn't she just say last week that she was going to get her body in shape to have kids?

Children have become an accessory in Hollywood. You think Britney is bad, wait til this unfolds. Remember when Tinkerbell was missing for a day before she knew it? Then it ended up after she hung signs up for her missing dog that she forgot she left it at her grandmothers house.