Parasite Calls The Papparazzi~She's Not The Only One

It was reported a while back that Skankolina Jolie has her publicist call the papparazzi and tell them where she is and what time to show up. This way she can pose in her most natural, caught by the papparazzi look. You know, orphan in hand, gazing over a rice field or gazing at a map or sitting in an orphanage with a scarf on her head with a pad of paper in hand looking concerned. You've all seen the shots.

OK well Parasite does the same thing. This was excerpted from the Daily Mail’s “The strange and lonely life of Paris Hilton“:

As I stood by the pool of the Setai Hotel in Miami, sipping a lychee martini, word went round our circle that Paris Hilton wished to leave for the beach.

It sounded like a simple request – but nothing is ever simple where Paris is concerned.

The heiress had decreed her ‘exit’ was, like so many trivial moments in her life, a photo opportunity.

Within minutes she had phoned half a dozen journalists and photographers and told them where she was and what she was planning to do.

Others in her entourage did the same: “Paris Hilton is at the Setai and she’s about to leave. Get down here straight away.”

As if from nowhere, two hair and beauty stylists appeared and slipped behind a partition with Paris.
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OK so what part of her has changed, improved or gotten over herself since jail? I say none.

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