Parasite Can't Stop Posing

Parastie is still in Hawaii. She is posing like she is "surfing". OK well first suggestion to her is people don't surf in sun glasses. Second, it's not a boogie board so you don't wait at the shore holding the tip, you paddle out and get in the line up and lay or sit on your board for the set to roll in. She needs someone to help her look more believable for her pictures.