Skankolina and Zahara in 15 Years
In case were wondering what Skankolina Jolie and Zahara will look like in 15 years, here is a possible preview and of course she will still claim she is all natural like she claims now.
Source:Dlisted
Source:Dlisted
Skankolina's Picture Sales Foiled
Skankolina is evidently upset because her intentions were to sell her son's birthday party pictures like she always does and then claims she donates it to poor orphans but there is never proof of that. Now she won't get as much money for her pictures. Plus she likes to have the controlled posed pics of her staring at a map or staring off into the horizon contimplating the worlds' future. Now they are really candid and she doesn't like that. There is something wrong about selling pics of your kids.
OK here is another thing that bothers me, she threw a "military themed" party for her 6 yr old orphan. Now, being she bought all these orphans from war torn countries and she is supposed to be this peaceful, humanitarian person, doesn't it seem odd to hold a war party? What am I missing here?
SourcePerezhilton.com
OK here is another thing that bothers me, she threw a "military themed" party for her 6 yr old orphan. Now, being she bought all these orphans from war torn countries and she is supposed to be this peaceful, humanitarian person, doesn't it seem odd to hold a war party? What am I missing here?
SourcePerezhilton.com
Y'All Are Pickin On Me, I Was Rehearsing For A Role I Auditioned For
Source:prettyontheoutside
Well looks like Crazy Britney is in a little hot water. CelebTV.com reported that the owner of the Mercedes that Britney hit in the parking lot was Robard-Rifkin 59, a nurse.
CelebTV.com reported that she said “I found out it was Britney Spears who hit my car and I was sort of amused, sort of shocked, sort of like, ‘Oh, only this could happen in La La Land” She was unaware that her car had been hit until a reporter showed up at her house at 8am the next morning so she thought “Of course she’ll get to me because obviously there was a lot of paparazzi there and what kind of person wouldn’t realize that wasn’t going to be on TV and she had to be responsible and contact me?”
As it turns out, Crazy Britney did not contact her.
Her and her husband then saw the pictures and the video online “I saw pictures of exactly what happened. It was bad enough that she hit my car, but then when she got out and slammed her car door into mine, that was sort of slightly annoying.”
Thursday AM she still had not heard from Spears or her "people" so she was forced to file a police report.
I wonder what excuse she will use this time. You know they always have excuses. If you recall when she was caught with Sean on her lap while she was driving she said it was because there was photographers all around and she feared for Seans life. When more pics surfaced it was obvious there was only 2 paparazzi and she drove off smacking her lips and singing...so she didn't look too scared.
Ummm, Yep She Is Hot. I Can See Why Brad Left Jen For This Mess
This mess you are looking at is Skankolina. She is looking very hot these days. I can totally see why Brad fell for this. NOT! What was he thinking? I bet Jen is laughing everyday when she sees pics of this one.
Source:dlisted
Source:dlisted
Ummm Can You Say Photoshop Artist?
This is the picture for Crazy Britney's new fragrance line. A call to Elizabeth Arden got the date of the photo being taken as the beginning of the Summer! Come on! Who are they kidding? This pic is probably from 10 yrs ago when she was still thin, hot and hiding her white trash side. Maybe they haven't met with her "in person" recently but she's changed. It is reported that it is her head from years ago, photoshopped onto models body. I need this photoshop artist to do some work on my pics. If he/she can make Britney look this good, then there is hope for me.
Crazy Britney Runs Around Topless At A Pool Party
It is reported and obviously there are pictures of Britney's latest escapade of her playing and swimming naked and making out with a man she just met at her photo shoot.
It is reported that she said she wanted to "kiss a boy" and she took her clothes off and ran around naked because she was playing truth or dare and someone dared her to.
Is it just me or does this sound like a comment from a 25 yr old mother or 2? " I want to "kiss a boy". Isn't that something a 7th grader says? Or how about playing "truth or dare"? I don't think grown women with children play truth or dare. Do they?
Who is taking care of her kids when she is romping all over
KFed really, really needs to rescue these kids.
Source HollywoodRag
It is reported that she said she wanted to "kiss a boy" and she took her clothes off and ran around naked because she was playing truth or dare and someone dared her to.
Is it just me or does this sound like a comment from a 25 yr old mother or 2? " I want to "kiss a boy". Isn't that something a 7th grader says? Or how about playing "truth or dare"? I don't think grown women with children play truth or dare. Do they?
Who is taking care of her kids when she is romping all over
KFed really, really needs to rescue these kids.
Source HollywoodRag
K Fed Files For Primary Custody
It is now reported that KFed has filed with the LA court for primary custody of Sean and Jayden. Well, they are under seal but come on, what else could it be for? This is in the wake of all her "questionable" parenting skills we have seen her display over the last few months and especially the last few weeks.
If this Judge doesn't give KFed custody then he needs to be evaluated along with Crazy Britney.
Source: TVguide
If this Judge doesn't give KFed custody then he needs to be evaluated along with Crazy Britney.
Source: TVguide
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Britney gets out of her car, hits the car with her door after she had already ran into it when she was pulling in, squats down, in a dress with her vajayjay pointing at the camera's, examines the damage on her car and never glances at the car she hit, doesn't leave a note and walks off like nothing happened. Now is it just me or is that a hit and run and she should be arrested? I don't think we are allowed to hit cars and leave.
You can see Crazy Britney has no regard for anyone other than herself.
Source:Star
You can see Crazy Britney has no regard for anyone other than herself.
Source:Star
Stay At Home Mom Jets Off To Start Her 2nd Movie Since Adopting Pax
Yep, stay at home Mom Skankolina is starting yet another movie since she adopted Pax and held a press conference to announce that she is going to be a stay at home Mom and help him adjust. I think this is her second movie she has been in and 2 movies that she flew around to promote. He must be a quick adjuster.I mean she picked him up at the end of March so it has only been 4 months. He's really, really fast!
Now my question to this story is, why are they still putting her in their movies when every movie she is in flops? I mean this is a no brainer. When was her last hit?
Get ready because when she is out of her cave she opens that big donkey lipped mouth of hers and starts all her lies and nonsense she wants us to beleive. I think the last movie was her 20 lies why she is so skinny and how her and Brad talk in the bathtub and how she is going to save the world by posing with orphans all over the world.
Stay tuned.....
Source:PerezHilton
Now my question to this story is, why are they still putting her in their movies when every movie she is in flops? I mean this is a no brainer. When was her last hit?
Get ready because when she is out of her cave she opens that big donkey lipped mouth of hers and starts all her lies and nonsense she wants us to beleive. I think the last movie was her 20 lies why she is so skinny and how her and Brad talk in the bathtub and how she is going to save the world by posing with orphans all over the world.
Stay tuned.....
Source:PerezHilton
KFed& Crazy Britney's Mom?
Yep, and it is not a rumor. But it is straight out of Britney's big pie hole. That's right, sources close to Britney say she accused Lynn Spears of sleeping with KFed just to get back at her. Well, if she turns up pregnant in a few months then we will know it is true. KFed's super sperm knows no boundries. But I am betting this is just another fabricated tale from Crazy Britney to get more attention.
Note to KFed: GET THOSE BABIES AWAY FROM CRAZY BRITNEY
Source:Dlisted
Note to KFed: GET THOSE BABIES AWAY FROM CRAZY BRITNEY
Source:Dlisted
Paris Hilton Reaches Out To Her Fans Through A Letter.
I just love these drawings, don't you?
Well, it is reported that Paris got a lot of fan mail while she was in the slammer so her assistant is sending out photo copies of a letter Paris wrote. She must have wanted to make sure her fans knew just how horrible it was and how much she suffered.
Source:prettyontheoutside
Well, it is reported that Paris got a lot of fan mail while she was in the slammer so her assistant is sending out photo copies of a letter Paris wrote. She must have wanted to make sure her fans knew just how horrible it was and how much she suffered.
Source:prettyontheoutside
"Opps I Did It Again!"
Opps, she did it again. Britney managed to have another Opps moment. While leaving a LA pharmacy she hit a parked car and left without leaving a note. I wonder if she will say was practicing for a movie role like when she attacked the car with the unbrella. Isn't that what she told everyone?
Source:Dailymail
Source:Dailymail
Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs Bourne Live!
Matt Damon helps Kimmel Spoof Bourne in this clip. This is awesome, you have to see this one.
Poor Paris Has A Rash Again
It is reported that Kathy Hilton, the swollen mother of Paris, told People magazine that Paris had a hard time in prison because....are you ready? Because the sheets were thin and scratchy.Kathy said: "One of the hardest things was seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets.
She said that when Paris came home she had her bed ready with super soft sheets and Evian water. We are wondering if she had her Valtrex waiting for her too.
This woman has to be the dumbest mother of them all. There are thousands of people all over the US who don't even have a blanket and sleep on benches in parks and eat out of trash cans and she is complaining about the thread count? Am I the only one who wants to wrap her in duct tape and tape her to a pole the the middle of the fashion district and make her beg for food?
Source: Dlisted
She said that when Paris came home she had her bed ready with super soft sheets and Evian water. We are wondering if she had her Valtrex waiting for her too.
This woman has to be the dumbest mother of them all. There are thousands of people all over the US who don't even have a blanket and sleep on benches in parks and eat out of trash cans and she is complaining about the thread count? Am I the only one who wants to wrap her in duct tape and tape her to a pole the the middle of the fashion district and make her beg for food?
Source: Dlisted
Paris Wants To Be A Real Estate Mogul
Yes, the ever growing list of Paris Hilton's skills and accomplishments has now added Mogul. Paris has now reported that she wants to buy hotels, restaurants and have Paris stores. Her new line of sport ware comes out next month and her shoe line is coming out soon. She also has a line of dogs clothes coming out. Her much anticipated CD is in the works and she is going to be in a movie/musical. She is reporting that this year she will make 200 million from just her endorsements alone. Ummm, what am I missing here? Who is hiring this woman? Who wants to see one more picture of her?
Source:prettyontheoutside
Source:prettyontheoutside
This Is What White Trash With Money Looks Like
Ummm, can anyone tell me who is managing this girls career? She is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. She has been busy pole dancing for one of her video's to be released for her "much anticipated" CD. OK sure, keep telling yourself that. You have millions of fans. Your still hot, all men want you, all girls are jealous of you. I think that is called denial.
Source:prettyontheoutside
Source:prettyontheoutside
Parasite AKA Paris Hilton takes Vajayjay Out On The Town
Well, she may have claimed she changed but Parasite is out and about again, partying it up at clubs and once again letting the vajayjay out to look around. Can someone donate some panties for this girl? You know she is leaving her DNA all over the seats. Nasty!
source:hollywoodrag
source:hollywoodrag
I'm Voting For Team KFed
Stripper poles, coca cola in the kids bottles, driving with the kids on her lap (caught 2 X), wild nights out,a different man every week, attacking cars with umbrella's, shaving your head for attention, stripping down to your underwear in front of the world to go for a swim?
US Weekly resported that a family member said “[Sean] He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,”
Spears reportedly asked a dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth. The dentist refused.
Britney used to object when Kevin was smoking around the kids, but now “she smokes like a chimney in front of them,” Life & Style is reporting.
Also is was reported that when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her”
Brit even let her kids run around and make a mess of a house they were looking to potentially buy last week. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source tells Us Weekly. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the house a mess.
I am in KFed's corner!
Who is managing this trainwreck? I think K Fed should have 100% custody of the kids.
* SHAMLESS PLUG: If you want a KFed Shirt/Hat check out our store and you can pick one up to show your support.
Source:Dlisted
US Weekly resported that a family member said “[Sean] He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,”
Spears reportedly asked a dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth. The dentist refused.
Britney used to object when Kevin was smoking around the kids, but now “she smokes like a chimney in front of them,” Life & Style is reporting.
Also is was reported that when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her”
Brit even let her kids run around and make a mess of a house they were looking to potentially buy last week. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source tells Us Weekly. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the house a mess.
I am in KFed's corner!
Who is managing this trainwreck? I think K Fed should have 100% custody of the kids.
* SHAMLESS PLUG: If you want a KFed Shirt/Hat check out our store and you can pick one up to show your support.
Source:Dlisted
Nicole Speaks Out On Her DUI
It is funny to see the difference in how Nicole is handling herself with this VS how Parasite handled herself.Parasite never admited she did anything wrong and still says she did not deserve to go to jail while Nicole admits she was wrong, pled guilty, showed up early to court and now after is saying she is sorry.
I think many people still do not get it that Parasite only got probation for her DUI, Nicole is getting 4 days BUT Parasite VIOLATED her probation 2X by driving with a suspended license and lying by saying she "didn't know" she wasn't supposed to drive then came late to court. That is why she got jail time.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer Nicole said " "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."
Source:perezhilton
I think many people still do not get it that Parasite only got probation for her DUI, Nicole is getting 4 days BUT Parasite VIOLATED her probation 2X by driving with a suspended license and lying by saying she "didn't know" she wasn't supposed to drive then came late to court. That is why she got jail time.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer Nicole said " "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."
Source:perezhilton
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