Larry Birkhead Wants To Date Britney Spears~ I Wonder why?


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Looks like Larry Birkhead is fishing for a new Sugar Momma. He told In Touch magazine that he thinks Britney Spears is sexy.

A source close to Larry also told the magazine that he's looking to date Britney. "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes - and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days."

Vulnerable means "will be careless with money". This would be the perfect cash cow for him until his last cash cows money kicks in.

This should be a perfect match. He is used to fake fun bags, hair extensions, weight issues, women with drug/alcohol problems and no brains. Britney would be perfect!

I have heard of ambulance chasers but Larry is a trainwreck chaser.
Wouldn't this be the ultimate train wreck? Grab a seat and pass the popcorn, if these two hook up, this is going to be good!

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