Angelina Finally Takes Shilo Out For Some Air

The media ho must have read people were feeling sorry for Shilo since she never is in the family outings. So here we have it a pic of her and her spawn. Now I grant it the kids eyes are cute but has this child ever closed her mouth? Every picture I have seen of her ( and yes it has only been a few) but her lips are so big it appears she can't close them. Thank God she resembles Brad. Remember AJ had had a lot of work to get her to look like she does. So if her nose looks like a stubby knob then we know she got her Mom's (original) nose.


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Britney Spears Forgets Her Pants

She must have been running from papparazzi and lost her pants.

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Britney Spears is walking on thin ice with the looming chance to lose her boys. Tell me this is normal.
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Once Again Angelina Jolie Leaves Shilo At Home

I wonder what Shilo will think when she gets old emough to realize that her parents never took her out. I think if you have too many kids that you can't handle them yourself, then you probably need to quit buying children. But it still is no excuse why she never takes Shilo anywhere. I think the last time I saw a pic of Shilo was when they all went on a boat for a photo op. I wonder who watches Shilo since AJ claims she has no help with the kids and her and Brad so everything?


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Paris Hilton Voo Doo Doll

This is great. Don't you just love the hooves and the man hands? It even features her infamous wonky eye!


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Perez Hilton & Michael Lohan Interview

Michael Lohan calls into Perez Hilton and drops the bomb on Perez about the truth behind what is Ex wife is really doing. Seems she has as many issues as her daughter.

Amy Winehouse Is On Vacay

Amy and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil are on vacay in the Carbbean. I am thinking they both need alittle more than a vacay.

I'm wondering what is going on with the black lines on her feet and what is that hole on her thigh by her crotch?

Amy was quoted saying :“Look at me - I’m a mess. I’m nothing special. In fact I’m nothing at all. I don’t feel good. I don’t have talent. I’m nothing without my husband. I love him so much, sometimes it hurts. Without him I would be nothing which is why it is so important we are together right now. I can’t beat drugs without him…I know I need help but Blake’s the only one who can help me. He’s my rock.”

-Amy Winehouse on her junkie husband, Blake Fielder-Civil

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Angelina The Media Ho Is At It Again

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Well, we knew this was coming. Saint AJ's trip to Iraq. I figured it would only be a matter of hours before she appeared in pics looking concerned. Here she is in her bullet proof vest with her "concerned" look on. She flew from her "green, eco friendly" party by private jet (wasting fossil fuel as usual). She was there for a few hours for her photo ops and to get as much publicity as so could and out she flew on her private jet.

How many stars have been there to pass out supplies, perform, donate,etc.? I can think of 4 right off the bat from American Idol, Carrie, Malinda, Ryan and Siman and they stayed there for awhile, they didn't just buzz in for a few hours. But they did it without the media attention. Saint AJ would never think of doing anything like that. She wants all the attention she can get.

Britney Being Investigated for Child Abuse?

That is what rumors are. They are saying that L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services are reportedly conducting an investigation into possible child abuse coming from the Britser. I wonder why? You can see from this picture that Britney is a very attentiive Mom. Notice how she makes sure that her cigarette never gets closer than 6" to her son's eye.


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Welcome Wonder Wino

Amy still has concert dates set for October but was told to cancel US and Canada dates for September to deal with her health issues. It is unclear if she will show up for these October dates or not. I don't think anyone who buys a ticket should be surprised if it is cancelled. Let's hope that Amy's quits saying "No No No" to rehab. This soulful singer really needs help before she ends up like Elvis,Janis, Jim,Kurt and all the others.

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Brad Pitt Draws The Crowds, Not Lips

Over the weekend Brad, Lips and all of the orphan children went out. With Brad being there, the crowds were huge. Naturally Shilo was no were in sight.The people there seemed to be just going about their own business.
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Then Lips went out with the 3 orphans again. Once again Shilo is not where in sight and this time Brad is not with them. She is out with a body guard. Notice, where are the crowds? Brad draws the crowds, I don't think any one cares about Lips.

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Miss Teen Is Smart Enough To Be A Hollywood Star

This is just amaze you. I'm thinking she has a bright future in Hollywood.

RAPPER DMX'S HOUSE GETS RAIDED

Rapper-Actor DMX's Cave Creek Arizona's house was raided and Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies say they removed 12 distressed pit bulls. The dogs were left unattented in 115 degree heat without food or water. A few dogs were found dead in his home and outside. Also,in the backyard, deputies dug up the carcasses of one dog that was burned and buried along with a couple other dogs carcasses.

DMX, was not at home at the time of the raid. Deputies also found a large cache of weapons and were seen carrying out multiple guns and rifles.

In 1999 during his Hard Knock Life tour he was arrested in Denver in connection with a stabbing incident involving him stabbing his mother. Prosecutors decided not to charge him in that case.

In 2002 he pleaded guilty in New Jersey for animal cruelty for neglecting 13 pit bulls. As part of his sentence, he did a public service announcement against animal abuse. Maybe he needs a refresher class?

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Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall.....

Paris gazing at herself is her favorite place, not a shoe store. Her Size 11 gun boats are very hard to fit. The surprising thing is that she is not that tall. She is only 5'7.5" so for someone that height those are some wicked huge feet!


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Britney Get's Pulled Over Heading To Vegas

Britney was pulled over by a cop for speeding. She said she was on her way to Las Vegas. She must have been heading back to LV to get more "private coaching" from Criss Angel. When the police turned on their lights, Britney proceeded to ignore the light and drove for another mile until she pulled into a gas station. Her excuse? "The paparazzi were chasing me". That was her excuse she used when she got busted for driving with Sean Preston on her lap. This time they had called for backup and there were 4 cars that surrounded her with their hands on their weapons when she finally did stop. Did she get a ticket? Nope. Celebrity Justice wins again!

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Did Paris Hilton REALLY Buy A New House?

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The interesting thing is that as of 9:00AM Saturday it is still listed in the MLS. Which makes one wonder if she really did buy it or if this is just another one of her fabricated lies like when she said she never did drugs before. In the title of the listing they say " Looking for Backup"??Hmmm???







It appears this 5 bedroom, 6 bath house, 7493 sq ft. house located at 3340 CLERENDON RD, BEVERLY HILLS 90210 is being sold by it's original owners who purchased it for 2.3 million in 1993. Currently it it's listed value is 5.9 million and the last listed Taxes were $33,000 for 2005. That should be fine for Paris. That is pocket change to her.

Here is the actual listing from the MLS.


3340 CLERENDON RD $6,250,000
Looking For Backup 5 Beds 5.50 Baths

MLS Number
07-185927 3340 CLERENDON RD, BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90210
Beverly Hills Post Office

Large motorcourt leads to this beautiful 7,500 sf Mediterranean in Guard Gated Mulholland Estates with Designer treatments, elegant details and lovely views. Family & entertaining spaces inside & out. Striking 2-stry entry, LR, office w/built-ins. FDR w/Butler’s pantry & wine closet. Lg cntr isl gourmet kit w/topline appls & breakfast rm. Lg fam rm w/wetbar & fp. Mstr ste w/fp, pvt balc, city vus, wetbar & sumptuous mstr ba. Gym & lge bonus rm w/fp. Maid’s rm. Pool, spa & BBQ.

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Dining, Family, Gym, Pantry, Powder Equipment:
Built-Ins, Dishwasher, Dryer, Freezer, Garbage Disposal, Microwave, Range/Oven, Refrigerator

Michael Vick Is Suspended Indefinitely

In case you haven't heard, the NFL has suspended Michael Vick indefinitely without pay because of his dog fighting and dog murdering practices. Let's hope that it a permanent thing.
The NFL issued the following statement:
“Commissioner Roger Goodell notified Falcons QB Michael Vick on Friday that he is suspended indefinitely without pay from the National Football League, effective immediately.”

Then is was reported that Jamie Foxx was defending Vick and issued this statement:
“It’s a cultural thing, I think. Most brothers didn’t know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn’t know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn’t read his handbook on what not to do as a black star.”

“I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don’t get time. I think in this situation, he really didn’t know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt.”

Britney Can't Even Take Care Of A Dog

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Britney's sons were said to have been playing rough with her new little Yorkie puppy and evidently the puppy's leg was somehow broke. Imagine that? I'm so surpised since it seems like Britney is such an attentive Mom. Actually I think KFed needs to also get custody of the puppy to save it's life.

Britney blamed it on the kids but she probably steped on it or closed it in her junk food closet by accident.

National Enquirer reported that a source of theirs told them: “When Britney first got the puppy, she showed him to the boys. “Sean chased the little dog until Britney finally had to stop him because the dog ran under the bed and wouldn’t come out.”

Gwen Stehanie Gets A Little Help From PhotoShop

Looks like Gwen needs alittle help also. Seeing pics like this make me realize there is hope for me!

Madonna Photoshop 101

So the stars now only have the money for Botox, face lifts,fillers, facials to keep them looking their best. But when that just isn't enough, Phopshop artists lend a helping hand.


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Paris Buys Her Way Out Of A Law Suit

Diamond Heiress Graff sued Hilton two years ago for 10 million dollars. In the suit she said Hilton had spread "vicious lies" about her to the New York Post. Hilton denied the the involvement (does that suprise you?) but Hilton's former publicist said in a deposition that Hilton asked him to help plant the story and that he gave the paper comments attributed to himself, Hilton and anonymous sources dictated by Hilton.

The story was that Graff, who once dated Hilton's boyfriend (at the time) Paris Latsis, went "berserk" at a nightclub, tried to strangle Hilton and tried to steal her 4 million dollar diamond necklace. Naturally there were no witnesses to this supposed altercation.

Graff said that Hilton tried to get her thrown out of the club and when they woudln't throw her out, Paris whispered in her ear " I'm going to destroy you".

The interesting thing is that the necklace that Paris said she tried to steal actually was on loan to Hilton from Graff's family.

Well, Paris settled out of court for an undisclosed amount but speculation is that it could have been 2-3 million Paris had to fork over for this set of lies.

Perez Hilton Photoshop In A Can

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Justin Signs on With Mike Myers

Justin Timberlake was nominated for an Emmy for his skit he wrote and performed in on SNL. " Dick In A Box". It's old (from Dec. 2006) but in case you haven't seen it, here it is. Even if you have seen it, it's good for another laugh. Since he now is getting props for his comedy skills, he now has signed on with Mike Myers to do "The Love Guru" and he will star with Jessica Alba. Justin seems to just have no end to his talent.

Photoshop In A Can

I think this picture is self explanatory.I love it!

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Nicloe Richie Serves 82 Minutes in Jail

Celebrity Justice Strikes again. Nicole Richie steps into the jail at 3:15 and is out by 4:37pm. The Sheriff said that based on the over crowding of the jail he was going to release her. She was actually sitting in a cell for 30 min.

The County Sheriff issued this statement:
"On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today."

So she does 82 minutes and Lindsay is going to probably serve 3 minutes so how pissed do you think the parasite is? I am sure she will be holding press conferences about how she was wronged.

I guess she still doesn't realize that SHE got probation, SHE violated probation 2 times which is why she went to jail.

Celebrity Justice is really sending a great message to the youth.

Amy & Husband In A Knock Down Fight

Amy and her husband were staying in a hotel in London and were found wandering the streets at 4:30 am.

First at 11:00pm hotel guest saw Amy take a package from a girl on the corner of her hotel. Then hotel guests started to hear the screaming and fighting. At one point Amy was running and trying to get away from her husband and flagged down a car of girls and had them take her for cigarettes. Later they must have made up and were wandering around together. It seems from the pictures that he got the worse part of the fight. I guess Rehab didn't work.


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Lindsay Blohan Gets 1 Day In Jail!

Well, the plea bargaining worked. Lindsay got off with 2 days in jail and 3 yrs probation 18 months of Alcohol Education and 10 days community service. But she gets credit for the time she has been in there so she will probably have to do 1 day. Here is the best part, she was told "not to associate with people with controlled substances". That is probably all of her friends. So there you have it. You can get 2 DUI's, get in an accident and flee the scene, get caught with cocaine on your person 2 times as well as other pain killers and only do one day, oh but make sure you are rich and famous. If not, none of the above apply to you. If she goes to the same jail where Paris's Sheriff works then she can check in at 11:59pm and check out at 12:01 am and he will count that as her obligation. Celebrity Justice at it's finest.

Nicole Richie Gets An Early Gift From Her Dad

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got a nice gift to help welcome in their new baby. Lionel Richie bought a townhome from them in the Tristates Condo complex located at 2300 Century Hl in Century City Los Angeles Century City area. The Property was listed at $1,395,000.00. Public records show that he made the purchase on June 27th and it closed on July 24th.

The unit features a nice sized 2,274-square-foot town home includes two and a half baths, a master bedroom suite with a sitting area and a walk-in closet, eat-in kitchen, living room with a fireplace, a three-car garage, and a formal dining room, 2nd bedroom and a bonus room according to listing information. Property taxes in 2006 were $9,052. This unit was built in 1980.

Blohan Is Going To Get Celebrity Justice

Well it seems like Lindsay Lohan is going to get off with a smack on the wrist. Remember she was caught with Cocaine possession 2 times? Well now the DA is saying that not file the felony charges against her, which would be 3 felonies for the 2 DUI busts and the 2 for cocaine possession. He will only file seven misdemeanors for the DUI charges for both busts which will probably get her about 4 days in jail tops. Now if she had all those felonies filed, she would most definitely have to do some serious time. You can be sure when all is said and done she will probably be doing an appearance in jail since that seems to be the "It" thing to do and she will be out writing books and selling jeans and perfume like Parasite.

Celebrity Justice triumphs again. It is nice to see how the judicial system is really setting an example to our kids. If you are rich it is OK to carry cocaine and if you are poor you go to jail and make friends with Bubba!

Nicole Rocks Her Growing Belly!

Amazing what a few pounds can do for a girl's body. Nicole is looking awesome with that growing belly of hers!

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Brad and Angelina Will Attach Their Names To A Charity Event For Katrina

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The latest in their PR performance is that Angelina Jolie and Brad going to the Hamptons this weekend. The two media Ho's are attaching their names to a dinner for 50 people for the victims of Katrina. The dinner will be held at the home of producer Jane Rosenthal and her husband Craig Hatkoff. Obviously Ms. Rosenthal put the event together and knew that these two never miss a chance to be having their names attached to something that gets them PR. Brad's got a movie (Jesse James) coming out so this explains why he has sudden interest in Katrina again.

Now he is blaming Katrina on the government. He and Lips won't be staying. They are flying in and out by helicopter probably so they can move on to their next PR event.

Move Over JK Rowling... Paris Hilton Is Writing A New Book!

The news is out, Paris Hilton is writing a "follow-up" on her first best seller "Confessions of an Heiress" . Her literary agent, Dan Strone, confirmed that Paris is planning her book. He reportedly said “She is thinking of doing a new book, and I don’t think I believe at this time, it’s contemplated to be a so-called prison diary. I don’t think that’s the direction she’s heading.”

This will surely keep you on the edge of your seats til this world treasure is released. I'm so surprised. I did't even know she could read, now she is a literary scholar. This woman is just a bundle of talent and we thought all she was known for was her tattered vajayjay.

Britney Is In Belgium??Now What Is She Up To?

Gazet Van Antwerpen reported that on Monday night Britney stopped by a Antwerp restaurant, Ersmus to use the bathroom while coming from the airport. The Tavern owner Luka van der Poel reported that 2 large Mercedes 500's pulled up. She had 3 bodyguards and herself and they all had on sunglasses. When the cars stopped, the doors opened and they all got out. The woman and one body guard walked in and asked " Where is the toilet"? The man wanted to be shown there the bathroom was. She then went into the bathroom and the bodyguard stood outside the door. He said she was wearing a big wig that appeared to be too big for her head and I am sure she was pretty much a hot mess.

Then Luka van der Poel asked the man if he wanted something to drink and the bodyguard declined the offer. Then the woman came back out of the bathroom and said " thank you" and they all walked out. They all claimed they knew it was Britney Spears.Stay Tuned....if crazy things start to happen in Belgium then you know it's Britney!


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Looks Like Lips Is Stealing More Than Husbands These Days

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Looks like Lips is stealing Brads looks too. What the heck has happened to this guy. He looks like a little old man. This picture is from his New Orleans PR shoot yesterday. Now in contrast, Jennifer's pic is a week old and she sure is looking like she has no stress in her life! Good for her! I believe they call this Karma!


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Brad Is Green For PR Proof

Whether it is jetting around the world to satisfy craving for traveling to 3rd world countries or them being driven in SUV's and limo's or them buing yet another mansion that sucks power, these two are as far from GREEN as you can get. It's all about the PR photo op for them. How green does this look to you?


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BRAD IS GREEN FOR PR ONLY

Is there a movie coming out? Of course there is. Whenever these two emerge and start jumping in front of cameras for their" cause" there it is all PR. Brad's Jesse James movie is coming out so here he is again.

So he lends his name to this project and throws them $100,000 to make it look good, (which is a drop in the bucket for him) and he has milked it for 2 photo ops. This one and the one when he was filming in New Orleans.

Now tell me, just how green is he when they own homes all over the world that are using power constantly and how to they get there? By private jets of course. I actually read a post on USWeekly that someone excused it because they have 4 kids and have a lot of things to carry. Please!

Brad & Angelina are Green for the Cameras only.


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Amy Wasn't Alway A Hot Mess

Wow, looks like she wasn't born tattoo'd and strung out.


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Yummy Glazed Doughnuts

I don't know why but suddenly I am craving glazed doughtnuts. Maybe Paris is trying to be the spokesMAN for Krispy Kreme.


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