Katie Fakes Her Way Through The NYC Marathon

Katie Holmes was seen crossing the finish line with the FDNY hat perched on her dry little head. Time 5:29:58 Not a bead of sweat, not a red cheek, hair looking pretty good,tank top with fun bags bouncing freely with no sports bra in sight and long warm up pants dragging on the ground with no freyed bottoms.Her untoned body some how managed to pull this one off. Hmmm? As the theme from the Twilight Zone plays in my mind as I think of the possilities. No one has seen this girl run to train but let's face it, anything associated with Tom Cruise is odd. I don't know about you but pounding the pavement for 26 miles with no bra does not sound like something a woman would do. Maybe the Zulu god held them up for her during the race.

This is the really strange part. Most athletes will go home and sleep for 2 days, drink gallons of water, soak their aching feet and let their bodies heal. Not Katie. Nope less than 2 hrs after she completed the race, she stepped into a pair of heels and went with Tom to the premier of his new movie “Lions for Lambs.” Scientologist just funded the NYC detox unit for the city. Could it be that Katie didn't run the race and she just stepped in at the last minute for the photo op? They did say she started the race with sunglasses and a baseball cap making a switch a roo easy. Now do you smell a little Hollywood magic?

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