Paula Abdul New Single " Dance Like There's No Tomorrow"

Randy Jackson produced it and Paula Abdul lip synced it. Now it's hitting the charts and the clubs.

Yes, it is digitally corrected and yes it sounds like she is singing into an electric fan. But so does J Lo, Britney, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff & yes, even the queen of fakers Paris Hilton. They all sound the same because they really can't sing and some producer is using computers to create the songs we hear. So please don't say " Oh she has a good voice". It's the computer!

To assist in her "comeback" Paula is going to be performing this song at the half time show for the Super Bowl. I wonder if Paula can pull this one off or if she will have to get Vanilla Ice to perform with her. Will we have to hold our breaths in fear she will pull a Janet Jackson and expose a plastic enhanced fun bag in a staged "wardrobe malfunction" as we all gasp and quickly escort our children from the room. We'll have to wait and see. I bet Vanillia Ice is available. One thing is for certain, she has to do better than Britney's VMA performance.

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